1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:03,937 --> 00:00:07,007 [MEN'S CHORUS] * OHH-OHH * 3 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:12,413 * OHH-OHH-OHH * 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:12,413 --> 00:00:19,753 * AHH-AHH-AHH-AHH * 6 00:00:19,753 --> 00:00:26,760 * AH-AH-AH-AH-AH * 7 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:32,032 * OHH... ** 8 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:33,734 IT'S 7 A.M., CHILDREN, 9 00:00:33,734 --> 00:00:36,304 AND YOU'RE LISTENING TO RADIO FREE HARVARD 10 00:00:36,304 --> 00:00:38,306 ON A CHILLY NOVEMBER MORNING. 11 00:00:38,306 --> 00:00:41,175 YOU'RE AT THE GREATEST UNIVERSITY ON EARTH, 12 00:00:41,175 --> 00:00:42,476 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 13 00:00:42,476 --> 00:00:44,312 YOU'RE IN OVER YOUR HEAD. 14 00:00:44,312 --> 00:00:45,313 YOU'RE DROWNING, 15 00:00:45,313 --> 00:00:46,714 ESPECIALLY YOU SENIORS. 16 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:49,317 ONLY 150 DAYS BEFORE YOUR THESIS IS DUE 17 00:00:49,317 --> 00:00:51,185 AND THE POWERS THAT BE 18 00:00:51,185 --> 00:00:53,187 DECIDE WHETHER YOU'RE DESTINED FOR GREATNESS 19 00:00:53,187 --> 00:00:55,489 OR MEDIOCRITY. 20 00:00:55,489 --> 00:00:57,491 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. 21 00:00:57,491 --> 00:00:59,693 DO I REALLY BELONG HERE? 22 00:00:59,693 --> 00:01:00,694 PROBABLY NOT. 23 00:01:00,694 --> 00:01:03,597 BUT DON'T GIVE IN. DON'T GIVE UP. 24 00:01:03,597 --> 00:01:05,599 ARISE, FAIR HARVARD. ARISE. 25 00:01:05,599 --> 00:01:08,602 YOU, TOO, CAN RULE THE WORLD. 26 00:01:08,602 --> 00:01:12,206 YOU JUST HAVE TO CRUSH EVERYONE ELSE FIRST. 27 00:01:12,206 --> 00:01:14,775 A LITTLE CRUSHING MUSIC, MAESTRO. 28 00:01:14,775 --> 00:01:16,577 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 29 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:19,780 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. 30 00:01:48,976 --> 00:01:52,246 ALL RIGHT, GUYS, LET'S GO! 31 00:01:58,986 --> 00:02:01,422 KEEP GOING! KEEP GOING. 32 00:02:09,363 --> 00:02:12,566 KEEP UP THE PACE! NICE AND NEAT! 33 00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:13,734 WHOO! 34 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:17,037 IGNORE HIM! 35 00:02:17,037 --> 00:02:19,307 MOVE IT. LET'S GO! 36 00:02:20,274 --> 00:02:21,609 WHOO-HOO! 37 00:02:23,010 --> 00:02:25,746 VERY FUNNY, MONTY. 38 00:02:32,253 --> 00:02:34,288 NOW HERE'S SOMETHING TO CROW ABOUT. 39 00:02:34,288 --> 00:02:35,323 [ROOSTER CROWS] 40 00:02:35,323 --> 00:02:37,691 I'VE GOT A GREAT COCK, DON'T I? 41 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:39,293 LAST NIGHT A RADCLIFFE SOPHOMORE 42 00:02:39,293 --> 00:02:41,895 SAW A GHOST LOOKING REMARKABLY LIKE WALT WHITMAN 43 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:43,297 IN WIDENER LIBRARY. 44 00:02:43,297 --> 00:02:46,099 AMERICA'S GREATEST POET HAUNTING THE STACKS, EH? 45 00:02:46,099 --> 00:02:48,702 WELL, THE CLIFFIE IS UNDERGOING SOME INTENSE DEBRIEFING 46 00:02:48,702 --> 00:02:51,705 BY THE ENGLISH DEPARTMENT. THEY BETTER HURRY. 47 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:55,309 WEATHER TELLS US THAT 10 INCHES OF THE WHITE SHROUD 48 00:02:55,309 --> 00:02:56,710 IS SCHEDULED FOR TONIGHT. 49 00:02:56,710 --> 00:02:59,313 I'M EVERETT CALLOWAY. NOW YOU HEAR ME... 50 00:02:59,313 --> 00:03:00,748 NOW YOU... 51 00:03:00,748 --> 00:03:04,318 YOUR FATHER CALLED AND WANTS YOU TO CALL HIM BACK. 52 00:03:04,318 --> 00:03:05,919 WHAT'S UP WITH FATHER? 53 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:07,321 MARRYING MY SISTER, PERHAPS? 54 00:03:07,321 --> 00:03:11,492 HE MUMBLED SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR BEING OVERDRAWN... 55 00:03:11,492 --> 00:03:12,626 AGAIN. 56 00:03:13,927 --> 00:03:16,330 I THOUGHT HE WAS A PATRIOT. 57 00:03:16,330 --> 00:03:18,766 DOESN'T HE BELIEVE IN DEFICIT SPENDING? 58 00:03:18,766 --> 00:03:20,701 LORD MONTAGUE, 59 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:24,305 YOU'RE LOOKING VERY GRIM AND FORMAL THIS MORNING. 60 00:03:24,305 --> 00:03:26,206 TRYING TO PASS FOR A YALIE? 61 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:28,208 I GOT A MEETING WITH PITKANNAN. 62 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:31,945 OH, NO. NOT ABOUT THE THESIS. 63 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:32,946 FEELING CONFIDENT? 64 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:34,047 FEELING NAUSEOUS. 65 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:36,750 LOOK AT THIS ONE HERE. LOOK AT HER. 66 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:37,751 OH, GOD. 67 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:38,952 HI. 68 00:03:38,952 --> 00:03:40,354 I KNOW HER. 69 00:03:40,354 --> 00:03:41,955 I'VE BEEN WITH HER. 70 00:03:41,955 --> 00:03:44,325 FIRST PARAGRAPH, MR. KESSLER. 71 00:03:44,325 --> 00:03:46,427 LET'S HEAR IT. 72 00:03:46,427 --> 00:03:47,961 [CLEARS THROAT] 73 00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:48,962 CHAPTER ONE... 74 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:49,963 FROM MEMORY? 75 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:51,198 YES, SIR. 76 00:03:51,198 --> 00:03:53,967 I DON'T KNOW WHETHER THAT DENOTES HARD WORK 77 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:56,103 OR UNSEEMLY VANITY. 78 00:03:56,103 --> 00:03:57,571 STAND UP. 79 00:03:58,739 --> 00:03:59,740 STAND UP? 80 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:02,976 I LIKE A SUBSTANTIAL TARGET. 81 00:04:08,382 --> 00:04:10,618 CHAPTER ONE... 82 00:04:10,618 --> 00:04:13,287 THE BOTTOMLESS WELL OF NEED. 83 00:04:13,287 --> 00:04:14,788 THE NOBLE AND AMBITIOUS ASSUMPTION 84 00:04:14,788 --> 00:04:17,391 OF THE GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES 85 00:04:17,391 --> 00:04:19,993 IS THAT THE NEEDS OF A DIVERSE POPULATION 86 00:04:19,993 --> 00:04:21,595 CAN BE FULFILLED. 87 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:25,132 THE DREAM OF A MELTING POT HAS BECOME A CAULDRON 88 00:04:25,132 --> 00:04:28,135 OF INFLEXIBLE MINORITIES AND THE HOPELESSLY UNEMPLOYABLE. 89 00:04:28,135 --> 00:04:32,340 THE SOLUTION IS TO LEAVE THE COMPLEXITIES OF MODERN GOVERNMENT 90 00:04:32,340 --> 00:04:33,874 TO THE POLITICAL EXPERT-- 91 00:04:33,874 --> 00:04:34,708 [SNIFF SNIFF] 92 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:37,244 AND TO RETHINK OUR NAIVE FAITH 93 00:04:37,244 --> 00:04:39,279 IN THE WISDOM OF THE PEOPLE. 94 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,014 A GOOD BEGINNING. 95 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:42,650 LEAVE YOUR CHAPTER. 96 00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:44,652 IF THE REST OF YOUR THESIS 97 00:04:44,652 --> 00:04:46,253 IS AS INTELLIGENT AS YOU ARE, 98 00:04:46,253 --> 00:04:48,822 YOU ARE CERTAIN TO GRADUATE 99 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:50,223 SUMMA CUM LAUDE. 100 00:04:50,223 --> 00:04:52,493 AND THAT WILL BE THE BEGINNING 101 00:04:52,493 --> 00:04:56,464 OF A BRILLIANT CAREER. 102 00:04:57,365 --> 00:04:59,533 THANK YOU, PROFESSOR PITKANNAN. 103 00:05:03,537 --> 00:05:07,140 DO YOU THINK HELGA IS A VOLUPTUOUS SAINT-EMILION 104 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:09,377 OR A BUTTERY CHARDONNAY? 105 00:05:09,377 --> 00:05:11,379 YOU MEAN HELGA WITH THE COILS, 106 00:05:11,379 --> 00:05:13,381 WORKS OVER AT KINKO COPY? 107 00:05:13,381 --> 00:05:15,383 [BROOKLYN ACCENT] YEAH, DAT'S HER. 108 00:05:15,383 --> 00:05:16,384 WHADDYA THINK? 109 00:05:16,384 --> 00:05:18,852 WHAT DO I THINK? BUD LITE. 110 00:05:18,852 --> 00:05:20,320 IT'S NOT FUNNY. 111 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:21,722 MONTY. I'D APPRECIATE IT 112 00:05:21,722 --> 00:05:23,724 IF YOU WOULDN'T START YOUR DAY 113 00:05:23,724 --> 00:05:25,058 BY DEMORALIZING MY CREW. 114 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:27,861 COURTNEY, YOU'RE JUST NOT A LEADER OF MEN. 115 00:05:27,861 --> 00:05:28,862 VERY FUNNY. 116 00:05:28,862 --> 00:05:30,263 THEN BE A MODEL. 117 00:05:30,263 --> 00:05:31,865 HEY, HEY, HEY. 118 00:05:31,865 --> 00:05:33,266 MONTY, HOW'D IT GO? 119 00:05:33,266 --> 00:05:34,668 HOW DID WHAT GO? 120 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:37,671 THE BIG MEETING WITH THE GOD OF YOUR IDOLATRY. 121 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:39,272 PITKANNAN. IT WENT GREAT. 122 00:05:39,272 --> 00:05:40,408 RAH. 123 00:05:40,408 --> 00:05:42,275 YOU CAN'T SIT DOWN FOR FIVE SECONDS? 124 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:43,477 THE BEST NEVER REST, JEFF. 125 00:05:43,477 --> 00:05:45,078 I HATE HIM. 126 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:46,880 HE IS A TAD COMPULSIVE. 127 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:49,282 HE HAS TO BE. HARVARD'S NOT HIS INHERITANCE. 128 00:05:49,282 --> 00:05:51,885 IT'S TRUE. HARVARD DOESN'T HAVE ANY STANDARDS LEFT. 129 00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:54,187 THEY LET IN ANYONE WHO'S BRIGHT. 130 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:55,656 I'M WORRIED ABOUT HIM. 131 00:05:55,656 --> 00:05:58,659 OH, YEAH. THE POOR GUY'S THE PET OF A NOBEL LAUREATE. 132 00:05:58,659 --> 00:06:01,762 PITKANNAN SPENDS MORE TIME ON NIGHTLINE THAN IN LECTURE HALLS. 133 00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:04,331 HE'S A CELEBRITY, NOT AN INTELLECTUAL. 134 00:06:04,331 --> 00:06:06,600 HE'LL STILL GET MONTY INTO GRADUATE SCHOOL 135 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:08,335 AND SET HIM UP FOR LIFE. 136 00:06:08,335 --> 00:06:09,803 SOUNDS LIKE A DEATH SENTENCE. 137 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:27,220 WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? 138 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:29,557 OH, SHIT. 139 00:06:35,963 --> 00:06:38,098 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 140 00:06:40,167 --> 00:06:41,401 NO. 141 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,840 NO. NO. 142 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:48,809 NO! 143 00:06:49,977 --> 00:06:51,945 MONTY! 144 00:06:55,716 --> 00:06:57,885 YOUR HARD DRIVE IS FRIED. 145 00:06:57,885 --> 00:06:59,086 O.K. 146 00:07:02,222 --> 00:07:03,691 YOU'VE DONE 10 CHAPTERS ALREADY? 147 00:07:03,691 --> 00:07:05,693 I'M GOING TO GET XEROXES. 148 00:07:05,693 --> 00:07:07,260 JUST WAIT TILL MORNING. 149 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:08,762 IT'S MY ONLY COPY. 150 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:12,065 YOU'RE AFRAID SOMEONE'S GOING TO BREAK IN AND STEAL IT? 151 00:07:12,065 --> 00:07:14,668 I CAN'T TAKE CHANCES. THIS IS MY LIFE. 152 00:07:14,668 --> 00:07:16,303 IT'S NOT YOUR LIFE. 153 00:07:16,303 --> 00:07:17,738 I'M GOING WITH HIM. 154 00:07:17,738 --> 00:07:18,739 GOOD. 155 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:44,898 MONTY, WAIT UP! 156 00:07:44,898 --> 00:07:46,967 I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO TAG ALONG. 157 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:49,302 YOU'RE WELCOME, YOU BASTARD. 158 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:51,471 YOU JUST CAN'T KEEP UP WITH ME. 159 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:56,409 [LAUGHING] 160 00:07:56,409 --> 00:08:01,281 AW, MONTY. ARE YOU O.K.? 161 00:08:01,281 --> 00:08:04,184 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 162 00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:06,654 OH, GOOD. IT'S DOWN THERE. 163 00:08:06,654 --> 00:08:08,856 IN THE BOILER ROOM? 164 00:08:08,856 --> 00:08:11,458 I GOT TO GET INTO WIDENER. 165 00:08:11,458 --> 00:08:13,060 IT'S CLOSED. WAIT TILL MORNING. 166 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:14,361 I CAN'T WAIT--OHH. 167 00:08:14,361 --> 00:08:15,596 YOU'RE HURT. 168 00:08:15,596 --> 00:08:19,833 MONTY...WOULD YOU LIKE MY HELP GETTING IN? 169 00:08:22,435 --> 00:08:24,371 YES. 170 00:08:24,371 --> 00:08:26,940 SINCE YOU ASKED SO NICELY... 171 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:28,676 COME ON. 172 00:08:29,743 --> 00:08:31,344 THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR? 173 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:33,781 YES. I KNOW THE GUARD. 174 00:08:36,617 --> 00:08:38,619 HI, CHUCK. 175 00:08:38,619 --> 00:08:41,221 IT'S KIND OF LATE. YOU O.K.? 176 00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:43,023 YEAH. I WAS HERE EARLIER, 177 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:45,626 AND I THINK I MISPLACED MY WALLET. 178 00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:47,160 DID ANYONE TURN IT IN? 179 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:49,763 I DON'T REMEMBER ANYBODY BRINGING IN A WALLET, 180 00:08:49,763 --> 00:08:52,365 BUT LET ME TAKE A LOOK. 181 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,768 OH, I FOUND A HAT HERE 182 00:08:54,768 --> 00:08:58,305 AND, UH, A SCARF. 183 00:08:58,305 --> 00:09:00,407 I GOT A BANANA. 184 00:09:00,407 --> 00:09:02,409 WHAT COLOR WAS THAT WALLET? 185 00:09:02,409 --> 00:09:04,812 UM, IT WAS GREEN. ALLIGATOR GREEN. 186 00:09:04,812 --> 00:09:08,081 ALLIGATOR GREEN. WELL, THAT'S KIND OF SPIFFY. HEH. 187 00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:51,591 [HISS] OW! 188 00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:04,037 [COUGHS] 189 00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:36,904 NO! NO! 190 00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:40,908 HEY! STOP. I'M JUST A STUDENT! 191 00:10:40,908 --> 00:10:44,111 HEY, WILL YOU JUST CALM DOWN? OW! 192 00:10:44,111 --> 00:10:45,512 AH! 193 00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:46,513 IT'S MINE. 194 00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:47,848 THAT'S ALL I WANT. 195 00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:50,684 IT'S IMPORTANT. IT BELONGS TO ME. 196 00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:53,420 FINDERS, KEEPERS. LOSERS, WEEPERS. 197 00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:56,523 DON'T YOU KNOCK BEFORE COMING INTO SOMEONE'S HOME? 198 00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:57,891 IT'S NOT WORTH ANYTHING. 199 00:10:57,891 --> 00:11:00,627 THEN WHY WOULD YOU WANT IT? 200 00:11:00,627 --> 00:11:02,662 O.K., HOW MUCH? 201 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,865 I'VE GOT A CHECK. 202 00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:06,666 IS IT CERTIFIED? HOW ABOUT A CD? 203 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,903 I NEED SOMETHING I CAN CHEW, KID. 204 00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:12,505 O.K. YOU WANT FOOD? I'LL BRING YOU SOME. 205 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,875 THEN YOU GIVE ME THAT. 206 00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:16,810 WHAT SIZE UNDERPANTS YOU WEAR? 207 00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:18,611 EXCUSE ME? 208 00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:20,948 WHAT SIZE ARE YOUR UNDERPANTS? 209 00:11:20,948 --> 00:11:22,750 I'LL BRING YOU SOME UNDERPANTS. 210 00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:24,785 JUST DON'T BURN ANY MORE PAGES. 211 00:11:24,785 --> 00:11:27,587 I'LL BRING UNDERPANTS, YOU GIVE MY THESIS BACK. 212 00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:31,624 IS THAT WHAT THIS PIECE OF SHIT'S SUPPOSED TO BE? 213 00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:34,227 WHAT'S IT SUPPOSED TO BE ON, HARVARD? 214 00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:35,829 GOVERNMENT. 215 00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:37,831 GOVERNMENT? I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU. 216 00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:39,266 YOU'RE DAN QUAYLE. 217 00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:42,235 YOU CAME BACK TO FINISH YOUR EDUCATION, HUH, BOY? 218 00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:45,238 YOU STUDY GOVERNMENT, SO THIS SHOULD BE EASY. 219 00:11:45,238 --> 00:11:47,440 YOU WANT SOMETHING? I NEED SOMETHING. 220 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,509 GO GET ME A GLAZED DOUGHNUT. 221 00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:51,278 A GLAZED DOUGHNUT. 222 00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:53,646 MAKE SURE THE GLAZE IS NOT ALL BROKE. 223 00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:55,015 WHAT ABOUT YOUR UNDERPANTS? 224 00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:57,117 WHAT ABOUT MY UNDERPANTS? 225 00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:58,051 THE-- 226 00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:00,520 CLEAN UNDERPANTS, TOO. THAT'S RIGHT. 227 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:01,922 FINE. GREAT. GLAZED DOUGHNUT-- 228 00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:03,190 PRISTINE GLAZED DOUGHNUT. 229 00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:06,193 PRISTINE GLAZED DOUGHNUT AND UNDERPANTS. 230 00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:07,460 WHAT DO I GET? 231 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:08,929 FOR EACH THING YOU GIVE, 232 00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:11,098 I'LL GIVE YOU ONE THING. 233 00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:11,899 A CHAPTER. 234 00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:14,334 NO. A PAGE IS A THING. 235 00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:16,569 A CHAPTER IS A WHOLE LOT OF THINGS. 236 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:19,372 THERE ARE 88 PAGES IN THAT THESIS. 237 00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:22,876 THERE ARE 83 PAGES NOW. 238 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:29,749 I FOUND A WAY TO LIVE THROUGH THE WINTER, HARVARD. 239 00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:40,493 I HOPE YOU GOT IT, 240 00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:44,697 BECAUSE I JUST WENT THROUGH TWO YEARS OF LOST AND FOUND. 241 00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:46,699 YOU DIDN'T GET IT? 242 00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:47,935 OOH. AH! 243 00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:51,171 ALL RIGHT. LET'S GET YOU TO THE INFIRMARY. 244 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:54,141 PERFECT. 245 00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:57,477 THE GLAZE IS ALMOST PERFECT. 246 00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:58,846 THERE'S NO POINT. 247 00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:00,247 I'M CALLING THE UNIVERSITY COPS. 248 00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:02,715 LET'S NEGOTIATE. HOW MUCH CASH DO WE HAVE? 249 00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:03,851 CAN'T EAT MONEY. 250 00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:05,352 DOESN'T MONEY BUY FOOD? 251 00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:06,186 HELGA... 252 00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:07,787 YOU'RE BRILLIANT. I LOVE YOU. 253 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,289 HE'S PROBABLY SCHIZOPHRENIC. 254 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:12,425 MOST OF THE HOMELESS ARE SCHIZOPHRENICS OFF MEDICATION. 255 00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:13,726 I HAVE 50 ON ME. 256 00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:16,129 I NEED THE MONEY TO FIX THE COMPUTER. 257 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,131 IF I CONVINCE MY ESTEEMED FATHER 258 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,133 THAT THE MONEY ISN'T FOR ME, MAYBE-- 259 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,601 EVERETT, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 260 00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:25,105 THIS GUY COULD BE USING MY THESIS FOR TOILET PAPER. 261 00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:27,107 HE COULD BE EATING IT. 262 00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:28,909 HE HAS NO RESPECT FOR HIMSELF, 263 00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:31,278 MUCH LESS FOR WHAT I'M STRUGGLING TO DO. 264 00:13:31,278 --> 00:13:34,281 HE LIKED TORMENTING ME. HE WANTS ME TO FAIL. 265 00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:36,383 PITKANNAN ADVISED BILL RAPP LAST YEAR. 266 00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:38,285 HE DROPPED HIM JUST BEFORE DEADLINE 267 00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:40,520 BECAUSE HE DIDN'T HAVE A ROUGH DRAFT. 268 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:41,354 OH, GOD. 269 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,290 YOU NEED REST. GET SOME SLEEP. 270 00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:45,292 WE'LL GET A FRESH DOUGHNUT TOMORROW. 271 00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:48,495 I'M SURE HE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO FAIL. 272 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:49,897 JUST REASON WITH HIM. 273 00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:52,299 DEAL WITH HIM LIKE A HUMAN BEING. 274 00:13:52,299 --> 00:13:55,302 I KNOW HE'S A HUMAN BEING. I SMELLED HIM. 275 00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:57,905 HE'S A WORTHLESS, STINKING, FILTHY, USELESS HUMAN BEING. 276 00:13:57,905 --> 00:14:01,208 YEAH. HELLO. SECURITY? 277 00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:06,113 WATCH YOUR STEP THERE. 278 00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:09,616 YOU BUNCH OF SCAVENGERS. 279 00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:13,253 THANKS FOR THE DOUGHNUT, YOU LITTLE STOOLIE. 280 00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:15,255 COME ON. 281 00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:17,457 HEY, MONTY, IS THAT HIM? 282 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:19,226 HE'S A LITTLE OLD MAN. 283 00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:22,229 OFFICER, IT ISN'T HERE. NOW WHERE IS IT? 284 00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:26,033 IT'S NOT DOWN THERE, AND IT'S NOT ON HIM. 285 00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:28,535 [GAVEL POUNDS] 286 00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:31,838 YOU'VE ALL BEEN IN VIOLATION 287 00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:33,240 OF CAMBRIDGE CITY ORDINANCES 288 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,842 AND ARE CHARGED WITH PUBLIC INTOXICATION 289 00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:37,210 AND/OR VAGRANCY AND/OR PANHANDLING. 290 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,846 IF YOU PLEAD GUILTY, PLEASE SIT DOWN. 291 00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:43,050 IF YOU PLEAD NOT GUILTY, STEP FORWARD. 292 00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:45,818 NAME? 293 00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:47,220 SIMON B. WILDER, JUDGE. 294 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:51,058 AS A TAXPAYER, I'D LIKE TO REQUEST A TRIAL BY JURY. 295 00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:53,961 AND WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU PAID TAXES? 296 00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:55,828 THREE TIMES JUST LAST WEEK. 297 00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:57,364 YOU PAID TAXES THREE TIMES? 298 00:14:57,364 --> 00:14:58,531 YES, SIR. 299 00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:02,102 THERE'S A FEDERAL, STATE, AND COUNTY TAX ON WINE. 300 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,906 MR. WILDER, THE COURT CONCEDES THAT YOU HAVE 301 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,308 PAID VARIOUS TAXES. 302 00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:11,378 NEVERTHELESS, A JURY TRIAL IS NOT CALLED FOR. 303 00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:13,380 THE CHARGES OF PUBLIC DRUNKENNESS, 304 00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,115 TRESPASSING, AND VAGRANCY STILL STAND. 305 00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:16,716 HOW DO YOU PLEAD? 306 00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:17,985 NOT GUILTY. 307 00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:20,320 YOU WERE FOUND LIVING IN AN OLD FURNACE ROOM 308 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,922 UNDER WIDENER LIBRARY ON THE HARVARD COLLEGE CAMPUS. 309 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,224 WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, 310 00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:26,793 HARVARD UNIVERSITY IS A LAND-GRANT SCHOOL. 311 00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:29,562 CONSTITUTIONALLY, I WAS LIVING ON PUBLIC GROUNDS. 312 00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:32,165 I'LL DROP THE CHARGE OF TRESPASSING, 313 00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:34,968 BUT YOUR BREATHALYZER TEST SHOWED YOU WERE DRUNK 314 00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:36,403 WHEN YOU WERE ARRESTED. 315 00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:39,172 AT MY ARREST, I WAS NEITHER DRIVING AN AUTOMOBILE 316 00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:41,374 OR OPERATING HEAVY FARM EQUIPMENT. 317 00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:43,443 I WAS READING. I'M PAST THE DRINKING AGE. 318 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:46,179 IF I DRINK TO KILL THE WINTER CHILL, 319 00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:47,680 IT'S NOT A CRIME. 320 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:51,184 IF IT WERE, EVERY FAN AT A HARVARD/YALE FOOTBALL GAME 321 00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:53,420 WOULD BE BEHIND BARS. COME ON! 322 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,222 [GAVEL POUNDS] 323 00:15:55,222 --> 00:15:56,956 BE CAREFUL, MR. WILDER. 324 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,558 YOU'RE COMING DANGEROUSLY CLOSE 325 00:15:58,558 --> 00:15:59,759 TO CONTEMPT OF COURT. 326 00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:02,862 I'LL DROP THE CHARGES OF PUBLIC INTOXICATION. 327 00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:04,264 THANK YOU, YOUR HONOR. 328 00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:05,865 YOU'RE A GENTLEMAN AND A SCHOLAR. 329 00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:08,201 I KNEW WE'D HIT IT OFF FAMOUSLY. 330 00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:10,203 WHEN I HEARD THAT PHONY ACCENT, 331 00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:13,006 I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO BE AN ASSHOLE. 332 00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:14,374 JUST GOES TO SHOW-- 333 00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:17,010 THAT'S IT, MR. WILDER. I'M HOLDING YOU IN CONTEMPT. 334 00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:18,411 $50 OR 50 DAYS. 335 00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,413 YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM ALAN DERSHOWITZ. 336 00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,815 LET'S SEE HOW YOU DO WITH HIM! 337 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,151 MAY I PAY THAT FINE? 338 00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:26,419 ARE YOU RELATED TO MR. WILDER? 339 00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:28,621 NO, SIR. I'M A HARVARD STUDENT. 340 00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:29,856 I'M WRITING MY THESIS, 341 00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:31,858 AND I NEED MR. WILDER'S HELP. 342 00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:33,660 THIS YOUNG MAN WILL PAY THE FINE, 343 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:36,829 PROVIDED HE GETS MR. WILDER OUT OF MY SIGHT. 344 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,231 NEXT CASE, PLEASE. 345 00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:40,467 DON'T ASK HIM FOR A GLAZED DOUGHNUT. 346 00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:42,135 [LAUGHTER] 347 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,078 EXCUSE ME, MISS. 348 00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:53,080 CAN I BORROW YOUR QUARTER? 349 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,782 I'D LIKE TO GET THE MORNING PAPER. 350 00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:57,384 THANK YOU, SWEETHEART. 351 00:16:57,384 --> 00:17:00,853 YOU KNOW WHAT THE GREATEST NATION IN THE WORLD IS, DON'T YOU? 352 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,755 I HOPE IT'S THE USA. 353 00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:04,157 WRONG. IT'S DO-NATION. 354 00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:05,758 HERE YOU GO. 355 00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:07,560 THAT'S FOR BEING SO GENEROUS. 356 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:10,263 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME FOR YOUR FRIENDS? 357 00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:11,864 NO. ONE'S FINE. THANKS. 358 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,266 THANK YOU. BYE, SWEETHEART. 359 00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:16,035 MR. WILDER, I HAVE A BUSINESS PROPOSITION. 360 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,337 I THINK THAT-- 361 00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:19,939 BUY THE BOSTON HERALD OVER HERE! 362 00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:21,341 ONLY 25 CENTS! 363 00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:24,277 GET YOUR PAPER OVER HERE. ONLY 25 CENTS! 364 00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:25,878 READ ALL ABOUT IT. 365 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,280 CLARENCE THOMAS WINS APPOINTMENT. 366 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,882 MOVES IN ON TOP OF HILL. 367 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,751 I'LL TAKE ONE OF THOSE. 368 00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:34,020 LET ME CHECK THAT OUT. 369 00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:35,021 25 CENTS. 370 00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:36,623 IT'S ON PAGE FIVE. 371 00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:38,024 I BAILED YOU OUT. 372 00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:40,627 I THINK THAT ENTITLES ME TO A CONVERSATION. 373 00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:42,028 READ ALL ABOUT IT! 374 00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:44,631 HARVARD STUDENT DIES IN FREAK ACCIDENT! 375 00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:46,433 CRUSHED BY GIANT EGO. 376 00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:49,969 I'LL TAKE THE REST. HERE'S 5 BUCKS. 377 00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:52,972 WHAT DO YOU SEE WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME? 378 00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:54,073 A MAN. 379 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,109 YOU SEE A PIECE OF SHIT, HARVARD. 380 00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:58,311 I SEE A MAN WHO NEEDS A HOME. 381 00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:01,914 I HAD A HOME. I HAD A WARM PLACE TO SLEEP... 382 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,916 17 BATHROOMS AND 8 MILES OF BOOKS. 383 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,918 I HAD A GODDAMN PALACE. 384 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,720 YOU KNOW WHY I NEED A HOME? 385 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,122 'CAUSE OF YOU. 386 00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:11,191 'CAUSE WHEN YOU LOOKED AT ME, 387 00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:13,460 YOU DIDN'T SEE A MAN. 388 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:21,801 WELL? 389 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:30,177 WHAT'S THAT? 390 00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:32,745 A HOUSE. 391 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,216 I'D PREFER THAT. 392 00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:37,217 IT'S FULL. 393 00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:39,819 IT'S THE BEST I CAN DO. 394 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,358 MY ROOMMATE BOZ CRACKED UP TWO MONTHS AGO 395 00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:46,759 AND QUIT SCHOOL. 396 00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:47,960 THIS IS HIS STUFF. 397 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,562 WHERE IS HE NOW? 398 00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:50,363 BALI. 399 00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:52,365 BALI? I'VE BEEN THERE. 400 00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:53,966 MERCHANT MARINES. 401 00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:56,203 SWAB THE DECKS AND SEE THE WORLD. 402 00:18:56,203 --> 00:18:58,070 JUST DON'T BREATHE IN THE ENGINE ROOM. 403 00:18:58,070 --> 00:19:00,340 WELL, ALL THIS COMFORT CAN BE YOURS 404 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:01,941 FOR JUST ONE SENIOR THESIS. 405 00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:03,243 FOR EACH NIGHT'S LODGING, 406 00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:04,411 ONE PAGE. 407 00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:06,613 LOOK, I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND. 408 00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:09,482 THIS IS NINE MONTHS OF MY WORK. 409 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,484 GIVE ME ALL THE PAGES NOW, 410 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,386 AND YOU CAN STAY UNTIL SPRING. 411 00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:14,654 YOU HAVE MY WORD. 412 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:17,624 YOUR WORD, HARVARD? SURELY, YE JEST. 413 00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:20,227 DID YOU FORGET ABOUT OUR ORIGINAL DEAL? 414 00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:22,229 ONE THING FOR ONE THING. 415 00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:23,630 GET A LITTLE CREATIVE, 416 00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:26,633 YOU'LL HAVE ME OUT IN NO TIME. 417 00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:29,436 BY THE WAY, 418 00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:31,404 I'LL NEED SOMETHING DECENT TO READ. 419 00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:33,506 TAKE ANYTHING YOU WANT FROM THE LIBRARY. 420 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:36,108 WELL, I WAS READING GERMINAL BY ZOLA 421 00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:38,511 TILL I WAS SO RUDELY INTERRUPTED. 422 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,913 YOU'LL HAVE IT BY TOMORROW. 423 00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:42,982 BOY, OH, BOY. 424 00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:44,384 WHERE YOU GOING? 425 00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:46,253 GOT TO GET DINNER, HARVARD. 426 00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:48,255 MY ROOMMATES ARE COOKING DINNER. 427 00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:50,223 I'LL GET YOU SOME. 428 00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:51,824 WAIT A MINUTE. 429 00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:53,226 WHAT ARE THEY HAVING? 430 00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:55,295 WHAT ARE THEY HAVING? 431 00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:01,000 HELLO, SPEEDY. 432 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,602 HOW WAS YOUR DAY? 433 00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:05,004 THAT GOOD, HUH? 434 00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:06,239 CHECK THAT FOR YOU? 435 00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:07,507 MR. ONE-CRUTCH MAN! 436 00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:09,876 DIDN'T THE DOCTOR SAY TO USE BOTH CRUTCHES? 437 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,278 I ONLY NEED ONE. 438 00:20:11,278 --> 00:20:13,280 DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE EVEN AFRAID 439 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:15,282 TO DEPEND ON INANIMATE OBJECTS. 440 00:20:15,282 --> 00:20:17,284 ANYONE MIND IF I HAVE SECONDS? 441 00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:19,286 I'LL KICK IN EXTRA FOR GROCERIES. 442 00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:21,288 YOU STILL OWE FOR LAST WEEK. 443 00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:24,291 I'M GOOD FOR IT. CAN YOU GET THE DOOR? 444 00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:26,693 ARE YOU DINING ON THE TERRACE THIS EVENING? 445 00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:29,929 * YOU WERE IN MY TIME * 446 00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:33,199 * YOU WERE DRIVING CIRCLES * 447 00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:35,234 * AROUND ME... ** 448 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,504 THIS MEET YOUR STANDARDS? 449 00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:41,941 WHEN DO I GET MY PAGE? 450 00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:42,842 TOMORROW. 451 00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:46,313 IF YOU EAT NOW, I GET MY PAGE NOW. 452 00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:48,315 IF YOU HAD AN INSURANCE POLICY, 453 00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:49,716 WOULD YOU CARRY IT AROUND? 454 00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:51,351 YOU'RE BEING VERY UNREASONABLE. 455 00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:54,186 HOW DO I KNOW YOU DIDN'T BURN IT? 456 00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:55,588 YOU THINK I'M AN IDIOT? 457 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:58,325 NO, HARVARD. I THINK YOU'RE A LOSER. 458 00:20:58,325 --> 00:20:59,659 [DOOR CLOSES] 459 00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:02,795 OH, HI. 460 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,499 FINE. 461 00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:08,535 TOMORROW THEN. FINE. 462 00:21:13,139 --> 00:21:16,208 WHAT IF MY PARENTS PULL A SURPRISE WEEKEND VISIT? 463 00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:19,011 MY MOM WOULD HAVE A HEART ATTACK. 464 00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:22,214 I MEAN, DON'T YOU THINK IT WOULD HAVE BEEN 465 00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:23,616 A LITTLE MORE CONSIDERATE 466 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,618 IF YOU'D ASKED JEFF'S MOTHER FIRST? 467 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,354 DON'T LECTURE ME ABOUT CONSIDERATION. 468 00:21:27,354 --> 00:21:28,588 YOU KEEP A ROOSTER. 469 00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:31,491 MY COCK IS A LOT CLEANER THAN YOUR BUM. 470 00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:33,360 WE'RE COMPARING COCKS AND BUMS? 471 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,027 IS THIS INSIDE MACHO TALK? 472 00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:37,730 THE ROOSTER IS THE CENTERPIECE OF MY RADIO SHOW. 473 00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:40,633 FINE. THE BUM IS THE CENTERPIECE OF MY LIFE. 474 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,635 DOES ANYBODY HAVE A RAZOR? 475 00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:45,271 MY LEGS ARE TURNING INTO CHRISTMAS TREES. 476 00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:47,640 COURTNEY! EWWW. 477 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,109 COME ON. WE'RE ALL GUYS HERE. 478 00:21:50,109 --> 00:21:51,243 WHAT'S THE OCCASION? 479 00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:52,645 I GOT A DATE. 480 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:56,215 PROMISED JONATHAN I'D MAKE UP WITH HIM AGAIN. 481 00:21:56,215 --> 00:21:57,784 JONATHAN. THE FACE. 482 00:21:57,784 --> 00:22:00,820 HE'S MORE THAN THAT. HE'S ALSO A GREAT BODY. 483 00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:03,490 JESUS, COURTNEY. COULD WE NOT TALK 484 00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:04,791 ABOUT SEX RIGHT NOW? 485 00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:07,394 JEFF, YOU FORGOT TO TAKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND HOME, 486 00:22:07,394 --> 00:22:08,528 SO I DEFLATED HER. 487 00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:09,896 [MONTY] TAKE MY BLADE. 488 00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:10,797 THANKS. 489 00:22:10,797 --> 00:22:14,000 REMEMBER, IF YOU TIRE OF THE FACE, 490 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,868 HELGA'S GOT A BROTHER. 491 00:22:17,904 --> 00:22:19,506 HOW'S THE VIEW? 492 00:22:20,707 --> 00:22:22,709 THIS ISN'T GOING TO WORK. 493 00:22:22,709 --> 00:22:25,311 I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS SINCE JUNIOR YEAR. 494 00:22:25,311 --> 00:22:27,313 I'M NOT GOING TO START AGAIN 495 00:22:27,313 --> 00:22:29,682 BECAUSE SOME BUM WANTS TO HOLD IT HOSTAGE. 496 00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:32,852 I'LL TALK HIM INTO GIVING ME THE WHOLE THING. 497 00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:35,388 YOU'VE BEEN GREAT AT TALKING HIM INTO THINGS. 498 00:22:35,388 --> 00:22:37,557 YOU SAID HE WANTS A HOME. 499 00:22:37,557 --> 00:22:39,426 EVERETT, I'LL HANDLE IT, O.K.? 500 00:22:39,426 --> 00:22:40,493 O.K., JEFF? 501 00:22:40,493 --> 00:22:42,629 I'LL HAVE HIM OUT IN A FEW DAYS. 502 00:22:42,629 --> 00:22:44,130 CUT ME SOME SLACK. 503 00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:45,832 [COURTNEY] MONTY! 504 00:22:45,832 --> 00:22:46,633 MONTY! 505 00:22:46,633 --> 00:22:48,468 KEEP AN EYE ON HIM. 506 00:22:48,468 --> 00:22:52,238 MONTY. MONTY. 507 00:22:52,238 --> 00:22:53,506 GO GET HER, MONTY. 508 00:22:53,506 --> 00:22:55,575 GO GET HER! 509 00:22:55,575 --> 00:22:58,244 I THINK WE SHOULD CALL YOUR MOTHER. 510 00:22:58,244 --> 00:22:59,846 [SHOWER RUNNING] 511 00:23:03,249 --> 00:23:05,251 HE'S GOING TO FREEZE OUT THERE. 512 00:23:05,251 --> 00:23:06,886 GIVE HIM MY EXTRA BLANKETS. 513 00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:09,489 I DON'T WANT HIM TO BE TOO COMFORTABLE. 514 00:23:09,489 --> 00:23:10,857 HE COULD DIE. 515 00:23:10,857 --> 00:23:11,924 NO SUCH LUCK. 516 00:23:11,924 --> 00:23:14,527 YOU'RE NOT REALLY LIKE THIS, ARE YOU? 517 00:23:14,527 --> 00:23:17,129 TELL ME THIS HARD-HEARTED JERK ISN'T YOU. 518 00:23:17,129 --> 00:23:18,230 GIVE UP ON ME. 519 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:19,499 I'M TIRED OF DISAPPOINTING YOU. 520 00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:21,267 THEN DO IT FOR YOURSELF. 521 00:23:21,267 --> 00:23:23,970 YOU WANT TO BE A HOT-SHIT DIPLOMAT. 522 00:23:23,970 --> 00:23:25,371 SECRETARY OF STATE? 523 00:23:25,371 --> 00:23:27,674 EVEN PITKANNAN WOULD OFFER A HOSTILE POWER 524 00:23:27,674 --> 00:23:29,375 BLANKETS TO ESTABLISH GOOD WILL. 525 00:23:29,375 --> 00:23:30,877 DON'T CUT YOURSELF. 526 00:23:35,281 --> 00:23:37,684 I NEVER WANTED TO BE A RAZOR 527 00:23:37,684 --> 00:23:39,886 SO BAD IN MY LIFE. 528 00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:54,400 HERE. 529 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:55,968 IT'S YOUR NAMESAKE'S WORK. 530 00:23:55,968 --> 00:23:57,970 SOMEBODY SPOTTED YOU IN THE LIBRARY, 531 00:23:57,970 --> 00:24:01,373 THOUGHT YOU WERE WALT WHITMAN'S GHOST. 532 00:24:01,373 --> 00:24:02,575 BOO. 533 00:24:03,710 --> 00:24:05,845 VAN'S ACTUALLY MINE, YOU KNOW. 534 00:24:05,845 --> 00:24:08,447 I LOANED MY EX-ROOMMATE A SMALL FORTUNE... 535 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:09,716 AND HE FLED TO BALI. 536 00:24:09,716 --> 00:24:11,584 AND I GOT THE VAN. 537 00:24:11,584 --> 00:24:13,219 WHY DON'T YOU SELL IT? 538 00:24:13,219 --> 00:24:14,453 THE ENGINE DOESN'T RUN. 539 00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:17,490 SO FIX IT. WANT ME TO DO IT FOR YOU? 540 00:24:17,490 --> 00:24:18,991 ARE YOU A MECHANIC? 541 00:24:18,991 --> 00:24:21,127 I'M A ZEN BUDDHIST. THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH. 542 00:24:21,127 --> 00:24:24,330 HOW MANY BOTTLES OF WINE WOULD YOU GIVE ME 543 00:24:24,330 --> 00:24:26,999 IF I FIXED IT? 544 00:24:26,999 --> 00:24:29,001 SIX. EIGHT. 545 00:24:29,001 --> 00:24:30,537 EIGHT. SEVEN. 546 00:24:30,537 --> 00:24:32,204 O.K., NINE. THAT'S MY FINAL OFFER. 547 00:24:32,204 --> 00:24:35,374 DIDN'T YOU USE TO RUN A SAVINGS AND LOAN? 548 00:24:35,374 --> 00:24:37,009 YOU'RE THINKING OF MY FATHER. 549 00:24:37,009 --> 00:24:40,212 LOOK, YOU WANT A LITTLE SOMETHING IN ADVANCE? 550 00:24:40,212 --> 00:24:42,014 BOY, OH, BOY. YOU MUST BE 551 00:24:42,014 --> 00:24:44,517 ONE OF THE GREAT MINDS OF YOUR GENERATION. 552 00:24:44,517 --> 00:24:46,519 YOU GOT A CORKY SCREW? 553 00:24:46,519 --> 00:24:47,954 [LAUGHING] 554 00:26:25,618 --> 00:26:26,619 HEY, BOY. 555 00:26:26,619 --> 00:26:29,188 HERE WE GO. 556 00:26:29,188 --> 00:26:30,589 FOR LODGINGS AND MEALS, 557 00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:32,992 AND TWO EXTRA FOR THE BLANKET. 558 00:26:32,992 --> 00:26:33,793 THANKS. 559 00:26:33,793 --> 00:26:35,194 THANKS A LOT, 560 00:26:35,194 --> 00:26:39,165 BUT THE BLANKET WAS JUST, YOU KNOW, GOODWILL. 561 00:26:39,165 --> 00:26:41,533 GIVE ME YOUR BOOKS. I'LL CARRY THEM. 562 00:26:41,533 --> 00:26:43,302 WHAT'S THAT GOING TO COST ME? 563 00:26:43,302 --> 00:26:44,871 IT'S FOR THE BLANKET, O.K.? 564 00:26:44,871 --> 00:26:47,073 YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR THE BLANKET, 565 00:26:47,073 --> 00:26:48,975 SO THE BLANKET DOESN'T COUNT. 566 00:26:48,975 --> 00:26:51,010 I APPRECIATED IT, O.K.? 567 00:26:51,010 --> 00:26:54,847 WOULD YOU APPRECIATE IT IF I CARRY YOUR BOOKS? 568 00:26:57,750 --> 00:27:00,352 BOY, OH, BOY, WE'RE IN BUSINESS. 569 00:27:04,256 --> 00:27:05,892 COME ON, BOY. 570 00:27:05,892 --> 00:27:08,695 HIP IT UP, HOPPY. LET'S GO. 571 00:27:09,796 --> 00:27:12,799 HERE WE ARE, BACK WHERE YOU FOUND ME. 572 00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:14,200 DON'T REMIND ME. 573 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:17,403 I WONDER WHAT IT'S LIKE TO READ UPSTAIRS. 574 00:27:17,403 --> 00:27:19,138 BET THE LIGHT'S BETTER. 575 00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:11,891 GERMINAL, RIGHT? 576 00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:16,963 THIS LIBRARY'S LIKE A CHURCH, ISN'T IT? 577 00:28:16,963 --> 00:28:20,366 WHEN YOU WERE IN CHURCH, YOU EVER LOOK UP SOMETIMES 578 00:28:20,366 --> 00:28:22,368 AND WONDER WHAT PEOPLE WERE PRAYING FOR? 579 00:28:22,368 --> 00:28:24,971 DID SOMEONE DIE? WAS SOMEONE JUST BORN? 580 00:28:24,971 --> 00:28:26,973 LIBRARY'S LIKE THAT FOR ME. 581 00:28:26,973 --> 00:28:29,608 SIR. SIR, YOU CAN'T STAY HERE. 582 00:28:29,608 --> 00:28:31,010 IT'S O.K. HE'S WITH ME. 583 00:28:31,010 --> 00:28:33,579 HE'S PART OF MY RESEARCH PROJECT. 584 00:28:33,579 --> 00:28:36,082 OH. I BEG YOUR PARDON. 585 00:28:40,352 --> 00:28:42,421 WOMEN--AIN'T THEY PERFECT? 586 00:28:42,421 --> 00:28:43,255 NOT ALWAYS. 587 00:28:43,255 --> 00:28:44,991 YES, THEY ARE. THEY'RE PERFECT. 588 00:28:44,991 --> 00:28:47,927 DON'T MATTER IF THEY'RE SKINNY, FAT, BLONDE, OR BLUE. 589 00:28:47,927 --> 00:28:50,830 IF A WOMAN'S WILLING TO GIVE YOU HER LOVE, 590 00:28:50,830 --> 00:28:52,832 IT'S THE GREATEST GIFT IN THE WORLD. 591 00:28:52,832 --> 00:28:54,834 MAKES YOU TALLER, MAKES YOU SMARTER, 592 00:28:54,834 --> 00:28:57,804 MAKES YOUR TEETH SHINE. BOY, WOMEN ARE PERFECT. 593 00:28:57,804 --> 00:28:59,271 KEEP YOUR VOICE LOW. 594 00:28:59,271 --> 00:29:01,707 PERFECT JOY AND PERFECT ACHE. 595 00:29:01,707 --> 00:29:03,742 JOY WHEN YOU FIRST SEE 'EM, 596 00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:05,744 ACHE WHEN YOU LEAVE 'EM. 597 00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:07,746 JOY. ACHE. JOY. ACHE. 598 00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:10,649 JOY-ACHE, JOY-ACHE, JOY-ACHE, JOY-ACHE, 599 00:29:10,649 --> 00:29:11,650 JOY-ACHE, JOY-ACHE-- 600 00:29:11,650 --> 00:29:12,651 SHH! 601 00:29:12,651 --> 00:29:13,786 IF YOU KEEP YOUR VOICE LOW, 602 00:29:13,786 --> 00:29:16,522 THEN YOU WOULDN'T ATTRACT ATTENTION. 603 00:29:27,266 --> 00:29:28,267 PSST. 604 00:29:30,937 --> 00:29:34,140 I'LL GIVE YOU TWO PAGES FOR A BATH. 605 00:29:35,307 --> 00:29:37,243 UH, O.K. 606 00:29:37,243 --> 00:29:40,012 LET ME GET SOME WORK DONE. 607 00:29:59,866 --> 00:30:02,534 WHY DID YOU SAY I WAS A LOSER? 608 00:30:02,534 --> 00:30:03,870 SHH! 609 00:30:03,870 --> 00:30:05,171 TSK TSK TSK. 610 00:30:09,441 --> 00:30:12,845 THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK, HUH? 611 00:30:14,513 --> 00:30:17,316 I'M NOT A LOSER, HARVARD. 612 00:30:17,316 --> 00:30:18,717 I'M A QUITTER. 613 00:30:18,717 --> 00:30:21,653 YOU TRY TOO HARD. 614 00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:24,490 WINNERS FORGET THEY'RE IN A RACE. 615 00:30:24,490 --> 00:30:26,825 THEY JUST LOVE TO RUN. 616 00:30:29,028 --> 00:30:31,430 * MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY * 617 00:30:31,430 --> 00:30:34,366 * OF THE COMING OF THE LORD * 618 00:30:34,366 --> 00:30:35,367 EVERETT? 619 00:30:36,635 --> 00:30:37,904 EVERETT? 620 00:30:37,904 --> 00:30:40,306 * GRAPES OF WRATH ARE STORED-- * 621 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,475 * HE HAS LOOSENED UP THE PANTIES * 622 00:30:43,475 --> 00:30:46,512 * OF THE LITTLE WHORE NEXT DOOR * 623 00:30:46,512 --> 00:30:49,181 MONTY! 624 00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:54,987 * HIS TRUTH IS MARCHING ON ** 625 00:30:55,787 --> 00:30:56,956 MONT-- 626 00:30:56,956 --> 00:30:59,658 O.K., HE CANNOT STAY, SO GET HIM OUT. 627 00:30:59,658 --> 00:31:01,060 WATER DOESN'T COST ANYTHING. 628 00:31:01,060 --> 00:31:03,062 I'LL BUY YOU MORE BUBBLE BATH. 629 00:31:03,062 --> 00:31:06,065 DID YOU GIVE HIM A KEY TO THE HOUSE? 630 00:31:06,065 --> 00:31:08,467 I SPENT THE DAY WITH HIM. HE'S HARMLESS. 631 00:31:08,467 --> 00:31:11,070 HE LIKES TO READ. HE LIKES TO TALK. 632 00:31:11,070 --> 00:31:13,072 I CANNOT TAKE THIS RIGHT NOW. 633 00:31:13,072 --> 00:31:15,474 I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE MED SCHOOL, O.K.? 634 00:31:15,474 --> 00:31:18,077 I MADE HARVARD. I'M NOT MAKING MED SCHOOL. 635 00:31:18,077 --> 00:31:19,678 CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? 636 00:31:19,678 --> 00:31:21,948 I'VE GOT ONE PAGE OF MY THESIS. 637 00:31:21,948 --> 00:31:23,682 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 638 00:31:23,682 --> 00:31:25,084 I HEARD YOU PRINTING OUT. 639 00:31:25,084 --> 00:31:27,286 SOUNDED LIKE YOU HAD 50 PAGES. 640 00:31:27,286 --> 00:31:28,220 BLANKS. 641 00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:29,956 I PRINTED OUT BLANKS. 642 00:31:29,956 --> 00:31:32,824 I DIDN'T WANT YOU GUYS TO KNOW. 643 00:31:32,824 --> 00:31:34,326 JESUS, JEFF. 644 00:31:34,326 --> 00:31:37,529 AND I THOUGHT I WAS WOUND TIGHT. 645 00:31:37,529 --> 00:31:40,732 GET HIM OUT. I CANNOT WORK WITH HIM AROUND. 646 00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:42,734 WHAT IF MY MOM COMES? 647 00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:44,136 O.K., O.K. CALM DOWN. 648 00:31:44,136 --> 00:31:46,138 YOU'RE STARTING TO SOUND LIKE BOZ. 649 00:31:46,138 --> 00:31:47,739 I'M NOTHING LIKE BOZ. 650 00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:49,141 WHO'S LIKE BOZ? 651 00:31:49,141 --> 00:31:51,710 I THOUGHT BOZ WAS IN BALI, BY GOLLY. 652 00:31:51,710 --> 00:31:53,312 HE'S WEARING MY ROBE. 653 00:31:53,312 --> 00:31:54,113 [SNIFFS] 654 00:31:54,113 --> 00:31:55,847 AND IT SMELLS TERRIFIC. 655 00:31:55,847 --> 00:31:58,250 I DID LEAVE CLOTHES OUT FOR YOU. 656 00:31:58,250 --> 00:32:00,252 I CAME DOWN FOR A BEER. 657 00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:02,788 I CAN'T GET DRESSED WITHOUT A BEER. 658 00:32:02,788 --> 00:32:03,956 LITTLE QUIRK. 659 00:32:03,956 --> 00:32:06,158 MONTY, THIS IS TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL. 660 00:32:06,158 --> 00:32:09,861 YOU WAKE UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED? 661 00:32:09,861 --> 00:32:10,862 LOVER'S QUARREL? 662 00:32:10,862 --> 00:32:12,264 MAYBE I SHOULD LEAVE. 663 00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:14,266 WE'RE NOT LOVERS. WE'RE ROOMMATES. 664 00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:15,867 WE RESPECT EACH OTHER'S SPACE. 665 00:32:15,867 --> 00:32:17,669 YOU RESPECT EACH OTHER'S EMPTY AIR? 666 00:32:17,669 --> 00:32:20,272 THAT'S VERY PROFOUND FOR HARVARD STUDENTS. 667 00:32:20,272 --> 00:32:22,474 O.K., LET'S GO. COME ON. 668 00:32:22,474 --> 00:32:23,875 HEY, MY ROBE. 669 00:32:23,875 --> 00:32:26,278 O.K. IF THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT IT, 670 00:32:26,278 --> 00:32:28,247 DON'T LET ME CATCH YOU WEARING MY THINGS. 671 00:32:28,247 --> 00:32:30,782 JUST KEEP IT, O.K.? 672 00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:31,883 THANK YOU. 673 00:32:31,883 --> 00:32:33,285 BOY, OH, BOY. 674 00:32:33,285 --> 00:32:36,288 THERE'S ENTIRELY TOO MUCH BICKERING IN THIS HOUSE. 675 00:32:36,288 --> 00:32:38,690 I DON'T KNOW IF I COULD LIVE HERE. 676 00:32:38,690 --> 00:32:41,893 I HOPE MY SUMMER PLACE WILL BE READY SOON. 677 00:32:41,893 --> 00:32:44,463 THEN YOU'LL PROBABLY MISS ME. 678 00:32:44,463 --> 00:32:47,766 I KNOW, I KNOW. I HAVE A PLAN. 679 00:32:47,766 --> 00:32:49,568 I'M TAKING HIM TO SOCIAL SECURITY 680 00:32:49,568 --> 00:32:51,703 AND GETTING HIM DISABILITY BENEFITS. 681 00:32:51,703 --> 00:32:55,107 WELL, I EXPECT YOU TO CLEAN THE BATHTUB. 682 00:32:57,409 --> 00:32:58,510 NAME. 683 00:32:58,510 --> 00:33:00,046 SIMON WILDER. 684 00:33:00,046 --> 00:33:01,447 WHO IS SIMON WILDER? 685 00:33:01,447 --> 00:33:02,848 HE IS. HE IS. 686 00:33:02,848 --> 00:33:04,883 CUT IT OUT. HE IS. 687 00:33:04,883 --> 00:33:06,485 ARE YOU SIMON WILDER? 688 00:33:06,485 --> 00:33:07,919 I USED TO BE. 689 00:33:07,919 --> 00:33:09,421 D.O.B.? 690 00:33:09,421 --> 00:33:10,922 E-F-G-H-I-J. 691 00:33:10,922 --> 00:33:13,659 DATE OF BIRTH. 692 00:33:13,659 --> 00:33:15,061 WHEN WERE YOU BORN? 693 00:33:15,061 --> 00:33:17,063 WHEN THE MOON WAS FULL, 694 00:33:17,063 --> 00:33:19,298 I WAS ABANDONED BY MY MOMMY. 695 00:33:19,298 --> 00:33:23,302 I WAS RAISED BY A SHE-WOLF IN A WYOMING CAVE. 696 00:33:23,302 --> 00:33:25,003 THIS WILL GET YOU MONEY. 697 00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:26,672 YOU NEED MONEY. 698 00:33:26,672 --> 00:33:28,340 I DON'T. YOU DO. 699 00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:31,743 I'LL ASK AGAIN. DO YOU HAVE EVIDENCE OF BIRTH? 700 00:33:31,743 --> 00:33:33,145 I'M SITTING HERE, AIN'T I? 701 00:33:33,145 --> 00:33:35,814 DO YOU THINK I HAPPENED BY SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION? 702 00:33:35,814 --> 00:33:37,216 HE'S NOT COOPERATING. 703 00:33:37,216 --> 00:33:39,418 WHAT STATE WERE YOU BORN IN? 704 00:33:39,418 --> 00:33:40,219 INFANCY. 705 00:33:40,219 --> 00:33:41,953 I'M TRYING TO HELP. 706 00:33:41,953 --> 00:33:43,955 YOU SEE THIS FACE, LADY? 707 00:33:43,955 --> 00:33:45,224 MEMORIZE IT. 708 00:33:45,224 --> 00:33:48,260 SOME DAY THIS BOY'S GOING TO SAVE THE WORLD. 709 00:33:48,260 --> 00:33:50,596 IF HE'S UNCOOPERATIVE, THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO. 710 00:33:50,596 --> 00:33:53,499 I GUESS THAT'S WHY YOU WORK HERE. 711 00:33:53,499 --> 00:33:56,335 CAN I HAVE ONE OF THESE MUFFINS, LADY? 712 00:33:56,335 --> 00:33:57,869 NO! 713 00:33:57,869 --> 00:33:59,271 I'M SORRY. UH, NO. 714 00:33:59,271 --> 00:34:01,307 CAN'T EVEN GET A MUFFIN. 715 00:34:01,307 --> 00:34:04,042 HOW ARE YOU GOING TO GET CASH? 716 00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:06,445 IF YOU PEOPLE ARE IN LINE FOR MUFFINS, 717 00:34:06,445 --> 00:34:08,046 YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME. 718 00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:10,682 THEY'RE NOT GIVING ANY OUT. 719 00:34:10,682 --> 00:34:13,952 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WE MADE A DEAL. 720 00:34:13,952 --> 00:34:16,455 I WENT IN, DIDN'T I? 721 00:34:16,455 --> 00:34:17,889 WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE 722 00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:21,059 WHETHER THE MONEY COMES FROM ME OR THE GOVERNMENT? 723 00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:23,462 I GOT A GRIEVANCE AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT. 724 00:34:23,462 --> 00:34:25,931 YOU PAID INTO THE SYSTEM. 725 00:34:25,931 --> 00:34:27,333 YOU SAID YOU WORKED-- 726 00:34:27,333 --> 00:34:29,235 SAILOR, LUMBERJACK, SHORT-ORDER COOK. 727 00:34:29,235 --> 00:34:31,137 OR WAS THAT ALL BULLSHIT? 728 00:34:31,137 --> 00:34:33,339 THERE YOU GO. EXCUSE ME. 729 00:34:37,243 --> 00:34:41,247 WELL, WE GOING TO THE MOVIE OR WHAT? 730 00:34:41,247 --> 00:34:43,849 A DEAL IS A DEAL, HARVARD. 731 00:34:55,394 --> 00:34:56,795 * KINDA WOMAN * 732 00:34:56,795 --> 00:34:59,798 * I'D GIVE YOU MY ALL... * 733 00:34:59,798 --> 00:35:02,401 HEY, EVERETT, CAN I BORROW SOME CONDOMS? 734 00:35:02,401 --> 00:35:06,004 NO, BUT YOU CAN HAVE SOME. 735 00:35:06,004 --> 00:35:07,005 ENDURANCE TEST? 736 00:35:07,005 --> 00:35:09,040 MORE LIKE A POP QUIZ. 737 00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:11,009 OH, COURTNEY. 738 00:35:11,009 --> 00:35:12,678 HAVE A GOOD NIGHT. 739 00:35:12,678 --> 00:35:14,079 GOOD NIGHT, MONTY. 740 00:35:14,079 --> 00:35:15,681 ARE YOU EXPECTING AN INVASION? 741 00:35:15,681 --> 00:35:18,284 I DON'T WANT TO BE MURDERED IN MY BED. 742 00:35:18,284 --> 00:35:22,087 YOUR BED IS THE ONE PLACE YOU'RE TOTALLY SAFE. 743 00:35:22,087 --> 00:35:23,555 JESUS. 744 00:35:28,294 --> 00:35:31,497 ARE YOU GOING TO WATCH HIM ALL NIGHT? 745 00:35:32,898 --> 00:35:34,766 LOCKING THE GIRLFRIEND IN? 746 00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:37,569 GOOD NIGHT, LITTLE ONES. 747 00:35:37,569 --> 00:35:42,040 * HAPPINESS, NO LONGER SAD * 748 00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:44,210 * HAPPINESS * 749 00:35:44,210 --> 00:35:47,513 * I'M GLAD ** 750 00:35:56,054 --> 00:35:57,323 OW. OW. 751 00:35:57,323 --> 00:35:58,724 GIVE ME SOME BOOKS. 752 00:35:58,724 --> 00:36:01,527 I'M PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF CARRYING MY OWN BOOKS, 753 00:36:01,527 --> 00:36:02,528 THANK YOU. 754 00:36:09,801 --> 00:36:11,102 HERE. 755 00:36:11,102 --> 00:36:12,738 CHAPTER TWO. 756 00:36:12,738 --> 00:36:13,939 I READ IT. 757 00:36:13,939 --> 00:36:17,142 THAT STUFF IS REALLY COMING OUT THE WRONG END. 758 00:36:17,142 --> 00:36:18,610 SORRY YOU DIDN'T LIKE IT. 759 00:36:18,610 --> 00:36:20,812 THIS ISN'T JUST SOME TERM PAPER. 760 00:36:20,812 --> 00:36:22,481 THIS IS MY LIFE. 761 00:36:22,481 --> 00:36:25,016 YOUR LIFE IS A BUNCH OF PAPERS? 762 00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:28,754 MY DREAM IS TO GET INTO GOVERNMENT AND HELP PEOPLE. 763 00:36:28,754 --> 00:36:32,358 YOU THINK THOSE IDEAS ARE GOING TO HELP PEOPLE? 764 00:36:32,358 --> 00:36:35,494 IT'S A BUNCH OF PESSIMISTIC JUNK. 765 00:36:35,494 --> 00:36:37,696 THAT'S NOT GOING TO HELP. 766 00:36:37,696 --> 00:36:39,097 THAT'S GIVING UP. 767 00:36:39,097 --> 00:36:40,499 THE BEST PROFESSOR HERE 768 00:36:40,499 --> 00:36:42,901 HAPPENS TO THINK THAT THIS HAS PROMISE. 769 00:36:42,901 --> 00:36:46,572 HIS OPINION, NOT YOURS. THAT'S MY LIFE. 770 00:36:47,373 --> 00:36:49,375 WAIT A MINUTE, HARVARD. 771 00:36:49,375 --> 00:36:51,977 LET ME SHOW YOU MY LIFE. 772 00:36:56,648 --> 00:36:59,451 THERE IT IS. THAT'S MY LIFE. 773 00:36:59,451 --> 00:37:02,688 I GOT THIS ONE ON A BEACH IN BALI. 774 00:37:02,688 --> 00:37:05,291 BEST NIGHT'S SLEEP I EVER HAD. 775 00:37:05,291 --> 00:37:08,994 YOU REMEMBER ONE NIGHT OF SLEEP? 776 00:37:08,994 --> 00:37:11,263 THE LAST GOOD ONE I HAD. 777 00:37:12,998 --> 00:37:14,700 WHAT'S THIS SHINY WHITE ONE? 778 00:37:14,700 --> 00:37:19,070 YEAH, THAT ONE. WHAT'S THAT? 779 00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:20,071 A WOMAN. 780 00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:21,673 WHO WAS SHE? 781 00:37:21,673 --> 00:37:23,542 THE ONE. 782 00:37:24,510 --> 00:37:27,513 MY ONE TRUE LOVE. 783 00:37:27,513 --> 00:37:30,416 HOW ABOUT THAT? YOU'RE A ROMANTIC. 784 00:37:30,416 --> 00:37:33,352 ALL QUITTERS ARE ROMANTIC, HARVARD. 785 00:37:35,186 --> 00:37:36,522 YEP. 786 00:37:36,522 --> 00:37:39,558 EACH STONE TELLS A STORY THAT I WANT TO REMEMBER. 787 00:37:39,558 --> 00:37:43,061 ALL I DO--PUT THEM IN MY HANDS, RUB THEM, 788 00:37:43,061 --> 00:37:45,597 AND ABRACADABRA, I'M BACK THERE. 789 00:37:48,033 --> 00:37:49,801 GIVE ME YOUR BOOKS. 790 00:37:59,545 --> 00:38:01,747 TELL ME ABOUT THE WOMAN. 791 00:38:01,747 --> 00:38:02,748 I CAN'T. 792 00:38:02,748 --> 00:38:03,615 WHY NOT? 793 00:38:03,615 --> 00:38:05,984 I'M NOT HOLDING THE STONE. 794 00:38:09,321 --> 00:38:12,524 WHY DON'T WE SIT DOWN? THERE'S A BENCH. 795 00:38:16,194 --> 00:38:18,196 I ACTUALLY COME HERE SOMETIMES 796 00:38:18,196 --> 00:38:19,931 WHEN THE WEATHER'S WARM. 797 00:38:19,931 --> 00:38:20,732 YEAH. 798 00:38:20,732 --> 00:38:22,133 IT'S BEAUTIFUL, ISN'T IT? 799 00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:25,937 I GOT A FRIEND, SLEEPS ON THAT BENCH OVER THERE. 800 00:38:25,937 --> 00:38:27,939 I LIKE TO STUDY OUTSIDE. 801 00:38:27,939 --> 00:38:29,741 STUDY? BOY, OH, BOY, 802 00:38:29,741 --> 00:38:31,743 WHATEVER HAPPENED TO YOU, ANYWAY, HARVARD? 803 00:38:31,743 --> 00:38:34,746 DIDN'T YOUR FATHER EVER PLAY BALL WITH YOU? 804 00:38:34,746 --> 00:38:37,148 LET'S GO, IF WE WANT TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT. 805 00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:38,550 HEY, HEY, HEY. 806 00:38:38,550 --> 00:38:40,185 RELAX. TAKE A BREATHER. 807 00:38:40,185 --> 00:38:41,720 YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION. 808 00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:43,822 DIDN'T HE EVER PLAY WITH YOU? 809 00:38:43,822 --> 00:38:46,758 MY PAST ISN'T PART OF OUR DEAL. 810 00:38:46,758 --> 00:38:48,193 OOH. 811 00:38:48,193 --> 00:38:49,861 EXCUSE ME. 812 00:38:53,832 --> 00:38:57,035 YOU STILL DON'T THINK I'M HUMAN, DO YOU? 813 00:39:01,339 --> 00:39:03,442 THERE'S NOTHING TO TELL, O.K.? 814 00:39:03,442 --> 00:39:05,844 MY FATHER LEFT WHEN I WAS 5. 815 00:39:05,844 --> 00:39:08,447 HE LEFT MY MOTHER FOR ANOTHER WOMAN. 816 00:39:08,447 --> 00:39:11,450 HE HAD KIDS WITH HER. WROTE ME ONCE A YEAR. 817 00:39:11,450 --> 00:39:12,851 WHEN I GOT INTO HARVARD, 818 00:39:12,851 --> 00:39:14,853 HE WROTE AND SAID HOW PROUD HE WAS 819 00:39:14,853 --> 00:39:17,155 AND SORRY HE COULDN'T HELP WITH TUITION. 820 00:39:17,155 --> 00:39:20,959 THAT WAS THE LAST I HEARD FROM HIM 'CAUSE HE DIED. 821 00:39:22,994 --> 00:39:24,396 MY MOM'S TERRIFIC. 822 00:39:24,396 --> 00:39:27,699 UNCLE BILL TOOK ME TO LITTLE LEAGUE. O.K.? 823 00:39:27,699 --> 00:39:29,501 O.K. 824 00:39:29,501 --> 00:39:31,102 DOESN'T SOUND TOO TOUGH. 825 00:39:31,102 --> 00:39:32,103 WAS IT? 826 00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:36,575 NO. 827 00:39:38,243 --> 00:39:39,978 HOW ABOUT YOU? 828 00:39:39,978 --> 00:39:41,012 WHAT? 829 00:39:41,012 --> 00:39:44,249 HOW LONG WERE YOU IN THE MERCHANT MARINE? 830 00:39:44,249 --> 00:39:47,118 UM...NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS. 831 00:40:02,668 --> 00:40:04,870 SO WHERE WERE YOU BEFORE HARVARD? 832 00:40:04,870 --> 00:40:05,804 PRINCETON. 833 00:40:05,804 --> 00:40:08,273 I WAS HANGING OUT WITH AL EINSTEIN. 834 00:40:08,273 --> 00:40:09,675 I KIND OF INSPIRED HIM. 835 00:40:09,675 --> 00:40:11,677 HE GOT STUCK ON SOME FORMULA. 836 00:40:11,677 --> 00:40:14,079 I TOLD HIM, "YOU GOT A STEADY JOB, 837 00:40:14,079 --> 00:40:16,682 "YOUR WIFE LOVES YOU. DON'T MAKE YOURSELF CRAZY. 838 00:40:16,682 --> 00:40:17,883 EVERYTHING'S RELATIVE." 839 00:40:48,313 --> 00:40:50,315 THERE YOU ARE, MR. FUEL PUMP. 840 00:40:50,315 --> 00:40:51,917 GOOD AS NEW. 841 00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:57,856 JUST IN TIME. BREAKFAST. 842 00:40:57,856 --> 00:41:00,458 THERE YOU GO, BOY. ONE PAGE. 843 00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:02,060 WHAT IS THIS? 844 00:41:02,060 --> 00:41:02,861 OATMEAL. 845 00:41:02,861 --> 00:41:05,330 ROUGHAGE. IT'S GOOD FOR YOU. 846 00:41:05,330 --> 00:41:07,198 GOOD FOR A HORSE. 847 00:41:07,198 --> 00:41:09,601 GIVE ME THAT PAGE BACK. HERE. 848 00:41:09,601 --> 00:41:11,202 EAT UP, SIMON. 849 00:41:11,202 --> 00:41:14,072 GOT A BIG SURPRISE FOR YOU. 850 00:41:14,072 --> 00:41:15,874 OUR FOUNDING FATHERS, 851 00:41:15,874 --> 00:41:18,744 OR TO BE POLITICALLY CORRECT, 852 00:41:18,744 --> 00:41:22,347 OUR FOUNDING PARENTS, 853 00:41:22,347 --> 00:41:25,483 DESIGNED THE CONSTITUTION TO PREVENT THE PRESIDENCY 854 00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:28,954 FROM BECOMING ANOTHER FORM OF TYRANNY, 855 00:41:28,954 --> 00:41:32,357 AN ELECTED KING. 856 00:41:32,357 --> 00:41:35,393 WELL, DID THEY SUCCEED? 857 00:41:35,393 --> 00:41:36,995 I SMELL AN AMBUSH. 858 00:41:36,995 --> 00:41:38,129 MISS MOORE, 859 00:41:38,129 --> 00:41:39,731 YOU HAVE AN ANSWER. 860 00:41:42,768 --> 00:41:45,503 THE PRESIDENT IS NOT AN ELECTED KING. 861 00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:46,938 INDEED. 862 00:41:46,938 --> 00:41:49,608 COULD THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, 863 00:41:49,608 --> 00:41:52,410 WITHOUT CONSULTING THOSE HE GOVERNS, 864 00:41:52,410 --> 00:41:55,847 MORE OR LESS DESTROY THE ENTIRE WORLD? 865 00:41:55,847 --> 00:41:58,316 WELL, I GUESS HE COULD. 866 00:41:58,316 --> 00:41:59,718 YOU GUESS HE COULD. 867 00:41:59,718 --> 00:42:01,720 COULD JULIUS CAESAR HAVE DONE THAT? 868 00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:02,721 COULD NAPOLEON? 869 00:42:02,721 --> 00:42:05,724 COULD ADOLF HITLER? 870 00:42:05,724 --> 00:42:07,058 BUT THEY TRIED TO. 871 00:42:07,058 --> 00:42:09,527 AREN'T YOU MAKING A FALSE ANALOGY? 872 00:42:09,527 --> 00:42:12,463 OH, THIS IS MY LUCKY DAY. 873 00:42:12,463 --> 00:42:13,865 I ASK A QUESTION, 874 00:42:13,865 --> 00:42:16,935 AND I GET A QUESTION IN RESPONSE. 875 00:42:16,935 --> 00:42:20,138 YOU DO BELONG IN GOVERNMENT, MY DEAR. 876 00:42:20,138 --> 00:42:21,539 SIT DOWN, PLEASE. 877 00:42:21,539 --> 00:42:24,275 NOW DOES ANYONE HAVE AN ANSWER FOR ME 878 00:42:24,275 --> 00:42:25,677 INSTEAD OF A QUIZ? 879 00:42:25,677 --> 00:42:27,278 DON'T BE A HERO, BOY. 880 00:42:27,278 --> 00:42:29,147 MR. KESSLER. 881 00:42:29,147 --> 00:42:30,148 YOUR THOUGHTS. 882 00:42:30,148 --> 00:42:33,151 THE PRESIDENT CAN'T BOMB WITHOUT REASON. 883 00:42:33,151 --> 00:42:34,552 HE HAS A REASON. 884 00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:37,823 HE THINKS WE NEED MORE PARKING SPACES. 885 00:42:37,823 --> 00:42:40,826 THE POINT IS, CAN HE DESTROY THE WORLD? 886 00:42:40,826 --> 00:42:42,560 NOT WITHOUT CONGRESS. 887 00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:45,563 MR. KESSLER, AFTER FOUR YEARS OF HARVARD, 888 00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:47,232 HAS IT ESCAPED YOUR ATTENTION 889 00:42:47,232 --> 00:42:50,435 THAT THE PRESIDENT CAN MAKE WAR FOR 90 DAYS 890 00:42:50,435 --> 00:42:51,970 WITHOUT CONSULTING CONGRESS? 891 00:42:51,970 --> 00:42:53,739 UH... 892 00:42:53,739 --> 00:42:55,707 WELL, THA-THAT'S RIGHT. 893 00:42:55,707 --> 00:42:57,843 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, MR. KESSLER. 894 00:42:57,843 --> 00:43:01,412 AT LEAST I'M GOING TO PASS THIS COURSE. 895 00:43:01,412 --> 00:43:03,048 SIT DOWN, PLEASE. 896 00:43:04,315 --> 00:43:07,352 MY QUESTION STILL STANDS. 897 00:43:07,352 --> 00:43:08,720 WHAT IS 898 00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:10,856 THE PARTICULAR GENIUS OF THE CONSTITUTION? 899 00:43:10,856 --> 00:43:12,423 NICE TRY, GENERAL CUSTER. 900 00:43:12,423 --> 00:43:13,825 SHUT UP. 901 00:43:13,825 --> 00:43:16,928 WHAT QUALITY DISTINGUISHES THE AMERICAN CONSTITUTION? 902 00:43:16,928 --> 00:43:19,665 I TOLD YOU NOT TO STAND UP. 903 00:43:19,665 --> 00:43:21,532 YOU CAN'T TALK IN HERE. 904 00:43:21,532 --> 00:43:22,567 YOU, SIR. 905 00:43:22,567 --> 00:43:23,568 YOU, SIR! 906 00:43:23,568 --> 00:43:24,569 WHO, ME? 907 00:43:24,569 --> 00:43:26,604 DO YOU HAVE AN OPINION? 908 00:43:26,604 --> 00:43:27,639 NO. 909 00:43:27,639 --> 00:43:29,975 ARE YOU A STUDENT? 910 00:43:29,975 --> 00:43:31,309 NO. 911 00:43:31,309 --> 00:43:34,279 ARE YOU A GUEST? 912 00:43:34,279 --> 00:43:36,682 NO, I'M A BUM. 913 00:43:36,682 --> 00:43:38,383 THERE ARE NO BUMS. 914 00:43:38,383 --> 00:43:41,386 THERE ARE ONLY THE FINANCIALLY CHALLENGED. 915 00:43:41,386 --> 00:43:43,154 NO, I'M A BUM... 916 00:43:43,154 --> 00:43:44,089 [LAUGHTER] 917 00:43:44,089 --> 00:43:46,792 BUT BEAR IN MIND, I'M A HARVARD BUM. 918 00:43:46,792 --> 00:43:48,794 YOU MUST BE THE LOGICAL RESULT 919 00:43:48,794 --> 00:43:51,029 OF AN OPEN ADMISSIONS POLICY. 920 00:43:52,163 --> 00:43:53,131 NO, SIR. 921 00:43:53,131 --> 00:43:55,834 MY PRESENCE HERE IS THE LOGICAL RESULT 922 00:43:55,834 --> 00:43:57,803 OF THE SEARCH FOR EDIBLE GARBAGE. 923 00:43:57,803 --> 00:43:59,570 YOU'RE HERE FOR THE GARBAGE. 924 00:43:59,570 --> 00:44:00,672 THAT'S RIGHT. 925 00:44:00,672 --> 00:44:03,008 COLLEGES PRODUCE A LOT OF GARBAGE, 926 00:44:03,008 --> 00:44:05,911 AND HARVARD PRODUCES MORE THAN MOST. 927 00:44:08,179 --> 00:44:10,315 WHAT WIT. 928 00:44:10,315 --> 00:44:12,450 INSPIRED NO DOUBT BY... 929 00:44:12,450 --> 00:44:14,185 WILD TURKEY? 930 00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:17,122 YOU ASK FOR CHARITY, 931 00:44:17,122 --> 00:44:19,390 PLEADING THAT SOCIETY HAS FAILED YOU 932 00:44:19,390 --> 00:44:20,692 AND YOU NEED HELP, 933 00:44:20,692 --> 00:44:22,160 BUT ACTUALLY, YOU'RE QUITE CAPABLE, 934 00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:27,265 AND WHAT YOU REALLY WANT IS ALCOHOLIC BLISS. 935 00:44:31,002 --> 00:44:33,138 I WOULD RATHER DRINK RUBBING ALCOHOL 936 00:44:33,138 --> 00:44:35,741 THAN LISTEN TO YOU, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN. 937 00:44:35,741 --> 00:44:38,143 AND ACCORDING TO THE 21st AMENDMENT, 938 00:44:38,143 --> 00:44:41,012 YOU CAN DRINK ANYTHING YOU WANT. 939 00:44:42,748 --> 00:44:43,749 SIMON. 940 00:44:43,749 --> 00:44:46,417 WHICH DOOR DO I LEAVE FROM? 941 00:44:46,417 --> 00:44:50,221 AT HARVARD, WE DON'T END OUR SENTENCES WITH PREPOSITIONS. 942 00:44:50,221 --> 00:44:51,757 WELL, IN THAT CASE, 943 00:44:51,757 --> 00:44:54,960 WHICH DOOR DO I LEAVE FROM, ASSHOLE? 944 00:44:56,594 --> 00:44:59,865 WHAT DEMOCRATIC ELOQUENCE. 945 00:45:01,199 --> 00:45:03,401 YOU ASKED THE QUESTION, SIR. 946 00:45:03,401 --> 00:45:04,803 LET ME ANSWER IT. 947 00:45:04,803 --> 00:45:06,772 THE GENIUS OF THE CONSTITUTION 948 00:45:06,772 --> 00:45:08,774 IS IT CAN ALWAYS BE CHANGED. 949 00:45:08,774 --> 00:45:11,076 THE GENIUS OF THE CONSTITUTION 950 00:45:11,076 --> 00:45:12,878 IS IT MAKES NO PERMANENT RULE 951 00:45:12,878 --> 00:45:17,682 OTHER THAN ITS FAITH IN THE WISDOM OF PEOPLE TO GOVERN THEMSELVES. 952 00:45:17,682 --> 00:45:20,085 FAITH IN THE WISDOM OF THE PEOPLE 953 00:45:20,085 --> 00:45:24,689 IS EXACTLY WHAT MAKES THE CONSTITUTION INCOMPLETE AND CRUDE. 954 00:45:24,689 --> 00:45:26,057 CRUDE? 955 00:45:26,057 --> 00:45:26,992 NO, SIR. 956 00:45:26,992 --> 00:45:28,459 OUR FOUNDING PARENTS 957 00:45:28,459 --> 00:45:30,929 WERE POMPOUS, MIDDLE-AGED WHITE FARMERS, 958 00:45:30,929 --> 00:45:32,931 BUT THEY WERE ALSO GREAT MEN 959 00:45:32,931 --> 00:45:34,532 BECAUSE THEY KNEW ONE THING 960 00:45:34,532 --> 00:45:36,534 THAT ALL GREAT MEN SHOULD KNOW-- 961 00:45:36,534 --> 00:45:37,936 THAT THEY DIDN'T KNOW EVERYTHING. 962 00:45:37,936 --> 00:45:39,938 THEY KNEW THEY WOULD MAKE MISTAKES, 963 00:45:39,938 --> 00:45:42,340 BUT THEY LEFT A WAY TO CORRECT THEM. 964 00:45:42,340 --> 00:45:44,943 THEY DIDN'T THINK OF THEMSELVES AS LEADERS. 965 00:45:44,943 --> 00:45:47,578 THEY WANTED A GOVERNMENT OF CITIZENS, 966 00:45:47,578 --> 00:45:48,814 NOT ROYALTY. 967 00:45:48,814 --> 00:45:50,949 A GOVERNMENT OF LISTENERS, 968 00:45:50,949 --> 00:45:52,083 NOT LECTURERS. 969 00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:53,885 A GOVERNMENT THAT COULD CHANGE, 970 00:45:53,885 --> 00:45:55,686 NOT STAND STILL. 971 00:45:55,686 --> 00:45:58,356 THE PRESIDENT ISN'T AN ELECTED KING 972 00:45:58,356 --> 00:46:01,392 NO MATTER HOW MANY BOMBS HE CAN DROP, 973 00:46:01,392 --> 00:46:05,230 BECAUSE THE CRUDE CONSTITUTION DOESN'T TRUST HIM. 974 00:46:05,230 --> 00:46:07,966 HE'S A SERVANT OF THE PEOPLE. 975 00:46:07,966 --> 00:46:11,469 HE'S A BUM, O.K., MR. PITKANNAN? 976 00:46:11,469 --> 00:46:13,304 HE'S JUST A BUM, 977 00:46:13,304 --> 00:46:16,107 AND THE ONLY BLISS THAT HE'S SEARCHING FOR 978 00:46:16,107 --> 00:46:19,510 IS FREEDOM AND JUSTICE. 979 00:46:35,526 --> 00:46:36,928 MR. KESSLER. 980 00:46:38,997 --> 00:46:40,798 I'M SORRY, SIR. 981 00:46:42,333 --> 00:46:43,468 [COUGHING] 982 00:46:46,872 --> 00:46:48,840 SIMON. 983 00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:50,608 HEY, SIMON, ARE YOU O.K.? 984 00:46:50,608 --> 00:46:52,343 WHAT CAN I DO? 985 00:47:00,751 --> 00:47:02,220 I'M FINE. 986 00:47:04,990 --> 00:47:07,993 NOW THAT I'VE TAUGHT AT HARVARD, BOY, 987 00:47:07,993 --> 00:47:10,261 IT'S ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE. 988 00:47:25,510 --> 00:47:27,578 COURT, DO YOU THINK DEBBY 989 00:47:27,578 --> 00:47:29,580 IS A SEDUCTIVE PINOT NOIR 990 00:47:29,580 --> 00:47:31,249 OR A NUTTY CABERNET? 991 00:47:31,249 --> 00:47:33,584 DEBBY? WHAT HAPPENED WITH HELGA? 992 00:47:33,584 --> 00:47:34,986 OH, I LOVE 'EM BOTH. 993 00:47:34,986 --> 00:47:36,988 WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO REALIZE 994 00:47:36,988 --> 00:47:39,390 WOMEN ARE MORE THAN JUST FERMENTED GRAPE JUICE? 995 00:47:39,390 --> 00:47:42,393 WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE MEN ARE MORE THAN MEAT? 996 00:47:42,393 --> 00:47:44,395 THE DAY I BECOME A VEGETARIAN. 997 00:47:44,395 --> 00:47:46,998 IT'S SUPPOSED TO GO BELOW 0 TONIGHT. 998 00:47:46,998 --> 00:47:49,000 CAN HE SLEEP IN THE CELLAR? 999 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,401 NO PROBLEM. SURE. 1000 00:47:50,401 --> 00:47:52,737 NO PROBLEM? THERE'S A BIG PROBLEM. 1001 00:47:52,737 --> 00:47:54,139 I'M SICK OF THIS. 1002 00:47:54,139 --> 00:47:57,542 I'M SICK OF PAYING EXTRA TO LIVE WITH A BUM 1003 00:47:57,542 --> 00:48:00,145 WHILE I GET RAGGED BECAUSE I WANT TO STUDY. 1004 00:48:00,145 --> 00:48:02,747 BRING HIM INSIDE, AND I'M LEAVING. 1005 00:48:02,747 --> 00:48:04,582 THEN LEAVE. 1006 00:48:04,582 --> 00:48:05,750 I'M SERIOUS. 1007 00:48:05,750 --> 00:48:08,954 ARE YOU GOING TO COVER MY RENT? 1008 00:48:09,754 --> 00:48:12,157 MONTY, I'D LOVE TO HELP YOU OUT, 1009 00:48:12,157 --> 00:48:15,426 BUT I'M BROKE. MY OLD MAN CUT ME OFF. 1010 00:48:15,426 --> 00:48:19,330 NOT THAT I EVER WANT TO SEE JEFF LEAVE. 1011 00:48:19,330 --> 00:48:20,298 NO PROBLEM. 1012 00:48:20,298 --> 00:48:22,733 JUST TAKE ONE PORTION, O.K.? JUST ONE. 1013 00:48:22,733 --> 00:48:23,734 YOU SHIT! 1014 00:48:23,734 --> 00:48:25,470 HE'S A HUMAN BEING. 1015 00:48:25,470 --> 00:48:26,871 DON'T GIVE ME THAT. 1016 00:48:26,871 --> 00:48:28,273 YOU JUST WANT YOUR THESIS. 1017 00:48:28,273 --> 00:48:32,210 YOU CARE ABOUT HIM? TAKE HIM TO A SHELTER. 1018 00:48:48,259 --> 00:48:50,395 SIMON. 1019 00:48:50,395 --> 00:48:51,796 HA HA HA HA. 1020 00:48:51,796 --> 00:48:54,432 AW, JESUS CHRIST! 1021 00:48:54,432 --> 00:48:55,433 [COUGHING] 1022 00:48:55,433 --> 00:48:57,402 HEY, HEY, HEY. 1023 00:48:57,402 --> 00:48:58,203 HERE. 1024 00:48:58,203 --> 00:48:59,804 I'M JUST PRACTICING. 1025 00:48:59,804 --> 00:49:01,539 IT'S NOT A FUNNY JOKE. 1026 00:49:01,539 --> 00:49:04,742 WHO SAID IT WAS A JOKE? 1027 00:49:04,742 --> 00:49:06,811 WHERE'S THE BLANKET I GAVE YOU? 1028 00:49:06,811 --> 00:49:08,946 I LOANED IT TO A FRIEND. 1029 00:49:08,946 --> 00:49:10,215 IN THIS COLD? 1030 00:49:10,215 --> 00:49:12,283 WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR? 1031 00:49:14,085 --> 00:49:16,254 I'LL GET YOU ANOTHER ONE. 1032 00:49:16,254 --> 00:49:18,856 I WISH THIS THING'S HEATER WORKED. 1033 00:49:18,856 --> 00:49:20,858 HA HA HA. ME, TOO. 1034 00:49:20,858 --> 00:49:24,129 THEN MY LIFE WOULD BE PERFECT. 1035 00:49:26,297 --> 00:49:27,298 WELL. 1036 00:49:28,566 --> 00:49:29,967 HEY. 1037 00:49:29,967 --> 00:49:32,037 I'LL DOUBLE MY NORMAL PAYMENT 1038 00:49:32,037 --> 00:49:35,173 FOR A LITTLE SPOT IN THE CELLAR. 1039 00:49:35,173 --> 00:49:37,708 UM, THE CELLAR'S FLOODED, 1040 00:49:37,708 --> 00:49:38,843 AND, UM-- 1041 00:49:38,843 --> 00:49:41,512 I WOULD PUT YOU IN THE LIVING ROOM, 1042 00:49:41,512 --> 00:49:44,449 BUT JEFF'S PARENTS MIGHT BE COMING OVER TONIGHT, 1043 00:49:44,449 --> 00:49:45,983 SO, YOU KNOW... 1044 00:49:45,983 --> 00:49:49,054 WELL, SURE, I KNOW. 1045 00:50:01,999 --> 00:50:03,334 I KNOW. 1046 00:50:27,892 --> 00:50:29,494 WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? 1047 00:50:31,028 --> 00:50:33,898 I'M THINKING, WHY AM I IN HERE, 1048 00:50:33,898 --> 00:50:35,500 AND HE'S OUT THERE? 1049 00:50:44,709 --> 00:50:47,712 I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER SEEN YOU LIKE THIS. 1050 00:50:47,712 --> 00:50:51,516 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE ABOUT TO BURST INTO TEARS. 1051 00:50:53,284 --> 00:50:55,486 WELL, DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH. 1052 00:51:45,970 --> 00:51:47,372 SIMON? 1053 00:51:51,842 --> 00:51:53,110 GOD. 1054 00:51:53,110 --> 00:51:54,379 SIMON! 1055 00:52:00,985 --> 00:52:02,587 "YOU LIED AGAIN, HARVARD. 1056 00:52:02,587 --> 00:52:03,721 DEAL'S OFF." 1057 00:52:09,894 --> 00:52:11,729 AAH! 1058 00:52:30,748 --> 00:52:32,783 STOP! 1059 00:52:32,783 --> 00:52:33,684 SHIT! 1060 00:52:33,684 --> 00:52:36,621 SEPARATION ANXIETY FROM YOUR CAST? 1061 00:52:36,621 --> 00:52:39,224 I THOUGHT IT'D GO QUICKER WITH IT OFF, 1062 00:52:39,224 --> 00:52:41,626 BUT I CAN'T CONCENTRATE. I CAN'T EVEN READ. 1063 00:52:41,626 --> 00:52:45,029 I'M NEVER GOING TO GET THIS DONE. 1064 00:52:45,029 --> 00:52:46,931 THAT'S NOT YOUR PROBLEM. 1065 00:52:46,931 --> 00:52:50,801 REALLY? WHAT IS MY PROBLEM? 1066 00:52:50,801 --> 00:52:53,037 YOU MISS HIM. 1067 00:52:53,037 --> 00:52:55,373 DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. 1068 00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:10,187 GORKY. 1069 00:53:10,187 --> 00:53:11,289 EVERETT! 1070 00:53:11,289 --> 00:53:12,623 GORKY, COME-- 1071 00:53:15,159 --> 00:53:16,361 STUPID BIRD! 1072 00:53:18,062 --> 00:53:19,797 GORKY! SHIT. 1073 00:53:20,865 --> 00:53:22,533 [GLASS SHATTERS] 1074 00:53:22,533 --> 00:53:24,101 EVERETT! 1075 00:53:24,101 --> 00:53:26,337 GOOD MORNING. ARE YOU AWAKE? 1076 00:53:26,337 --> 00:53:28,172 EVERETT, COME GET YOUR ROOSTER! 1077 00:53:28,172 --> 00:53:29,307 CLOSE YOUR EYES. 1078 00:53:29,307 --> 00:53:31,075 ALL RIGHT, NO PEEKING. 1079 00:53:31,075 --> 00:53:33,544 NOPE, NO PEEKING. 1080 00:53:34,745 --> 00:53:35,913 COURTNEY? 1081 00:53:35,913 --> 00:53:38,082 MM-HMM. 1082 00:53:38,082 --> 00:53:40,084 ALL RIGHT, OPEN YOUR EYES. 1083 00:53:40,084 --> 00:53:41,819 TA-DA. 1084 00:53:43,754 --> 00:53:45,390 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1085 00:53:50,227 --> 00:53:51,228 THANK YOU. 1086 00:53:51,228 --> 00:53:52,330 YOU'RE WELCOME. 1087 00:53:52,330 --> 00:53:54,365 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1088 00:53:54,365 --> 00:53:56,867 YOU FALL, BOO-BOO? DID YOU-- 1089 00:53:56,867 --> 00:53:57,868 GOOD MORNING. 1090 00:53:57,868 --> 00:53:58,903 GOOD MORNING. 1091 00:53:58,903 --> 00:54:02,239 GORKY, YOU TAKE GOOD CARE OF LORD MONTAGUE 1092 00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:04,709 WHILE WE'RE AWAY ON CHRISTMAS BREAK. 1093 00:54:04,709 --> 00:54:05,510 YOU SLEEPY? 1094 00:54:05,510 --> 00:54:08,145 LET'S JUST TUCK YOU IN HERE. 1095 00:54:08,145 --> 00:54:10,114 NOW GIVE ME A KISS GOODBYE. 1096 00:54:10,114 --> 00:54:11,115 [SQUAWKS] 1097 00:54:11,115 --> 00:54:12,317 OW! SHIT! 1098 00:54:13,884 --> 00:54:15,520 OH, MY GOD. 1099 00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:17,988 I REALLY HATE THIS ROOSTER. 1100 00:54:17,988 --> 00:54:18,923 [MONTY] MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1101 00:54:18,923 --> 00:54:21,191 MERRY CHRISTMAS. CHRIST! 1102 00:54:21,191 --> 00:54:22,993 SO HOW'S THE ANKLE? 1103 00:54:22,993 --> 00:54:23,994 GOOD. 1104 00:54:23,994 --> 00:54:25,796 SO YOU'LL BE RACING ME SOON? 1105 00:54:25,796 --> 00:54:29,400 I DON'T THINK I'LL EVER REALLY CATCH UP TO YOU. 1106 00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:32,570 COURT, LET'S GO. BYE, MONTY. 1107 00:54:33,838 --> 00:54:35,039 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1108 00:54:35,039 --> 00:54:36,474 HAPPY NEW YEAR. 1109 00:54:36,474 --> 00:54:38,275 I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 1110 00:54:40,611 --> 00:54:44,482 SO WHY DON'T YOU COME HOME WITH ME? 1111 00:54:44,482 --> 00:54:46,351 SEE THE BIG APPLE, 1112 00:54:46,351 --> 00:54:49,354 LET MY FOUR BROTHERS BEAT YOU UP. 1113 00:54:49,354 --> 00:54:51,956 I DON'T THINK I'D BE GOOD COMPANY. 1114 00:54:51,956 --> 00:54:53,358 WELL, I KNOW THAT. 1115 00:54:53,358 --> 00:54:55,760 THE MAID'S OFF FOR THE HOLIDAYS. 1116 00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:59,364 WE COULD USE SOMEONE TO DO A LITTLE LIGHT CLEANING. 1117 00:54:59,364 --> 00:55:01,366 NOTHING BIG. FLOOR-TO-CEILING WINDOWS 1118 00:55:01,366 --> 00:55:03,368 THAT SHOULD SPARKLE FOR THE HOLIDAYS. 1119 00:55:03,368 --> 00:55:06,236 HEY, WHAT ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND? 1120 00:55:06,236 --> 00:55:09,840 ISN'T, UH, ISN'T THREE A CROWD? 1121 00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:11,576 THE FACE? 1122 00:55:12,643 --> 00:55:16,381 HE WON'T BE THERE. I DON'T BRING SEX HOME. 1123 00:55:16,381 --> 00:55:17,982 RIGHT. I FORGOT. 1124 00:55:19,717 --> 00:55:22,920 LISTEN, I'D LOVE TO MAKE YOUR WINDOWS SPARKLE... 1125 00:55:24,389 --> 00:55:26,591 BUT I GOT TO WORK. 1126 00:55:29,460 --> 00:55:31,328 [JEFF] COURTNEY, COME ON! 1127 00:55:34,031 --> 00:55:37,835 IF ANYTHING CHANGES, JUST GIVE ME A CALL, O.K.? 1128 00:55:47,878 --> 00:55:49,414 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1129 00:56:06,163 --> 00:56:08,132 HI, MOM. IT'S ME. 1130 00:56:08,132 --> 00:56:09,834 FINE. 1131 00:56:09,834 --> 00:56:12,537 I KNOW. I'M REALLY DISAPPOINTED, TOO. 1132 00:56:12,537 --> 00:56:15,740 I JUST--I'VE GOT TOO MUCH WORK TO DO. 1133 00:56:15,740 --> 00:56:16,841 I-- 1134 00:56:18,543 --> 00:56:20,210 IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE. 1135 00:56:20,210 --> 00:56:22,112 NO. MOM-- 1136 00:56:22,112 --> 00:56:25,015 I'LL CALL YOU ON CHRISTMAS MORNING, O.K.? 1137 00:56:25,015 --> 00:56:27,117 ALL RIGHT? 1138 00:56:27,117 --> 00:56:29,319 O.K. 1139 00:56:29,319 --> 00:56:30,455 O.K. 1140 00:56:30,455 --> 00:56:32,056 I LOVE YOU. 1141 00:56:34,124 --> 00:56:35,125 BYE. 1142 00:56:43,734 --> 00:56:45,936 DO YOU LOVE ME, GORKY? 1143 00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:51,208 GORKY... 1144 00:56:52,042 --> 00:56:54,845 ARE YOU AND EVERETT SLEEPING TOGETHER? 1145 00:56:56,514 --> 00:56:59,383 I THOUGHT SO. 1146 00:56:59,383 --> 00:57:01,819 I'M TALKING TO A CHICKEN. 1147 00:57:01,819 --> 00:57:03,220 [SQUAWKS] 1148 00:57:03,220 --> 00:57:05,389 AAH! 1149 00:57:05,389 --> 00:57:10,695 * JACK FROST NIPPING AT YOUR NOSE * 1150 00:57:12,262 --> 00:57:14,799 * YULETIDE CAROLS * 1151 00:57:14,799 --> 00:57:18,569 * BEING SUNG BY A CHOIR * 1152 00:57:18,569 --> 00:57:24,374 * AND FOLKS DRESSED UP LIKE ESKIMOS * 1153 00:57:24,374 --> 00:57:27,377 * EVERYBODY KNOWS * 1154 00:57:27,377 --> 00:57:32,282 * A TURKEY AND SOME MISTLETOE * 1155 00:57:33,217 --> 00:57:38,689 * HELP TO MAKE THE SEASON BRIGHT * 1156 00:57:40,390 --> 00:57:42,392 * TINY TOTS * 1157 00:57:42,392 --> 00:57:45,796 * WITH THEIR EYES ALL AGLOW * 1158 00:57:45,796 --> 00:57:49,033 * WILL FIND IT HARD TO SLEEP * 1159 00:57:49,033 --> 00:57:52,737 * TONIGHT ** 1160 00:57:54,539 --> 00:57:56,140 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 1161 00:58:06,150 --> 00:58:07,151 SIMON. 1162 00:58:08,619 --> 00:58:10,220 ARE YOU HARVARD? 1163 00:58:10,220 --> 00:58:12,289 UM...THAT'S MY BLANKET. 1164 00:58:12,289 --> 00:58:13,457 IT'S SIMON'S. 1165 00:58:13,457 --> 00:58:16,561 HE GAVE IT TO ME FOR KEEPING THIS SAFE. 1166 00:58:16,561 --> 00:58:19,029 I'M TO GIVE THIS TO YOU AND A MESSAGE. 1167 00:58:19,029 --> 00:58:21,632 HE SAID YOU'D GIVE ME SOMETHING TO EAT. 1168 00:58:21,632 --> 00:58:24,301 HE SAID IT SHOULDN'T BE ROUGHAGE. 1169 00:58:24,301 --> 00:58:26,170 YEAH. COME ON IN. 1170 00:58:26,170 --> 00:58:27,705 HA-HAVE A SEAT. I-- 1171 00:58:27,705 --> 00:58:29,907 I WAS HAVING A SANDWICH. 1172 00:58:29,907 --> 00:58:30,941 IS, UH... 1173 00:58:32,176 --> 00:58:33,578 HAM AND CHEESE O.K.? 1174 00:58:33,578 --> 00:58:35,580 YEAH, W-WITH MUSTARD. 1175 00:58:35,580 --> 00:58:37,181 SO WHAT'S THE MESSAGE? 1176 00:58:37,181 --> 00:58:39,016 OH...DON'T YOU WANT THIS? 1177 00:58:39,016 --> 00:58:41,852 SIMON SAID YOU'D THINK CHRIST DIED FOR THIS. 1178 00:58:41,852 --> 00:58:45,055 JUST LEAVE IT ON THE TABLE. 1179 00:58:45,055 --> 00:58:46,056 SO, UH... 1180 00:58:46,056 --> 00:58:47,858 WHAT'S HIS MESSAGE? 1181 00:58:49,994 --> 00:58:52,797 NOW, I--I GOT TO GET THIS RIGHT. 1182 00:58:57,001 --> 00:59:00,104 NOW, THIS IS SIMON WILDER'S MESSAGE. 1183 00:59:01,739 --> 00:59:03,741 "YOU SHALL NO LONGER TAKE THINGS 1184 00:59:03,741 --> 00:59:05,843 "AT SECOND OR THIRD HAND, 1185 00:59:05,843 --> 00:59:08,245 "NOR LOOK THROUGH THE EYES OF THE DEAD, 1186 00:59:08,245 --> 00:59:10,848 "NOR FEED ON THE SPECTERS IN BOOKS. 1187 00:59:10,848 --> 00:59:13,450 "YOU SHALL NOT LOOK THROUGH MY EYES EITHER, 1188 00:59:13,450 --> 00:59:15,452 "NOR TAKE THINGS FROM ME. 1189 00:59:15,452 --> 00:59:17,454 "YOU SHALL LISTEN TO ALL SIDES 1190 00:59:17,454 --> 00:59:19,924 AND FILTER THEM FROM YOURSELF." 1191 00:59:21,291 --> 00:59:22,960 THAT'S IT. 1192 00:59:23,761 --> 00:59:25,462 I DID IT PERFECT. 1193 00:59:25,462 --> 00:59:27,632 WHY DIDN'T HE COME HIMSELF? 1194 00:59:27,632 --> 00:59:29,499 IS HE O.K.? 1195 00:59:29,499 --> 00:59:30,635 HE'S FINE. 1196 00:59:30,635 --> 00:59:32,236 WHERE IS HE? 1197 00:59:33,638 --> 00:59:35,973 HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE YOU. 1198 00:59:38,375 --> 00:59:40,177 I DON'T WANT TO BOTHER HIM, 1199 00:59:40,177 --> 00:59:43,180 BUT I WANT TO MAKE SURE HE HAS SOMEPLACE TO STAY. 1200 00:59:43,180 --> 00:59:45,315 AS LONG AS YOU UNDERSTAND HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE YOU, 1201 00:59:45,315 --> 00:59:49,854 I'M SUPPOSED TO SAY HE'S AT ST. PETER'S CHURCH SHELTER. 1202 00:59:50,655 --> 00:59:52,356 IS THAT A GOOD SHELTER? 1203 00:59:53,924 --> 00:59:56,593 WELL, YEAH. IT'S JUST GREAT. 1204 01:00:01,531 --> 01:00:03,267 WELL, GOOD. 1205 01:00:03,267 --> 01:00:04,368 GOOD. 1206 01:00:06,236 --> 01:00:07,838 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 1207 01:00:09,139 --> 01:00:11,308 [KNOCK KNOCK] 1208 01:00:12,542 --> 01:00:15,145 HELLO. UH, WHERE'S THE MEN'S SHELTER? 1209 01:00:15,145 --> 01:00:16,146 SHELTER? HERE? 1210 01:00:16,146 --> 01:00:16,947 YEAH. 1211 01:00:16,947 --> 01:00:18,548 THERE'S NO SHELTER HERE. 1212 01:00:18,548 --> 01:00:19,549 YOU SURE? 1213 01:00:19,549 --> 01:00:21,285 WORKED HERE FOR 32 YEARS. 1214 01:00:21,285 --> 01:00:22,687 I OUGHT TO KNOW. 1215 01:00:22,687 --> 01:00:25,089 CLOSEST THING TO A SHELTER AROUND HERE 1216 01:00:25,089 --> 01:00:27,291 IS OVER THERE IN THE ALLEY. 1217 01:00:27,291 --> 01:00:28,625 THANK YOU. 1218 01:00:47,712 --> 01:00:49,146 [COUGH COUGH] 1219 01:00:54,584 --> 01:00:56,186 LEAVE THAT ALONE. 1220 01:00:56,186 --> 01:00:57,321 [COUGHING] 1221 01:00:57,321 --> 01:01:00,057 [COUGH COUGH] 1222 01:01:00,057 --> 01:01:01,325 SIMON. 1223 01:01:01,325 --> 01:01:02,326 SIMON. 1224 01:01:02,326 --> 01:01:03,327 [COUGH COUGH] 1225 01:01:03,327 --> 01:01:04,361 HEY. 1226 01:01:04,361 --> 01:01:06,797 HEY, HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 1227 01:01:06,797 --> 01:01:08,799 I'M TAKING YOU TO THE HOSPITAL. 1228 01:01:08,799 --> 01:01:10,534 NO. NO HOSPITAL. UH-UH. 1229 01:01:10,534 --> 01:01:11,535 YOU'RE SICK. 1230 01:01:11,535 --> 01:01:12,536 NO HOSPITAL. 1231 01:01:12,536 --> 01:01:13,537 LISTEN. LISTEN. 1232 01:01:13,537 --> 01:01:15,539 YOU GOT TO PROMISE ME... 1233 01:01:15,539 --> 01:01:17,141 NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS... 1234 01:01:18,142 --> 01:01:18,943 NO HOSPITAL. 1235 01:01:18,943 --> 01:01:20,544 SIMON, YOU'RE SICK. 1236 01:01:20,544 --> 01:01:22,747 NO LIES! 1237 01:01:22,747 --> 01:01:23,748 [COUGH] 1238 01:01:23,748 --> 01:01:24,749 JUST PROMISE. 1239 01:01:24,749 --> 01:01:26,751 [COUGH COUGH] 1240 01:01:26,751 --> 01:01:27,752 DAMN IT! 1241 01:01:27,752 --> 01:01:29,954 [COUGH COUGH] 1242 01:01:31,756 --> 01:01:33,357 O.K., I PROMISE. 1243 01:01:33,357 --> 01:01:34,358 O.K.? 1244 01:01:34,358 --> 01:01:35,359 ALL RIGHT. 1245 01:01:35,359 --> 01:01:36,360 O.K. 1246 01:01:40,765 --> 01:01:41,766 [COUGH COUGH] 1247 01:01:41,766 --> 01:01:42,967 COME ON. 1248 01:01:52,910 --> 01:01:54,711 HEY, YOU'RE AWAKE. 1249 01:01:56,646 --> 01:01:57,848 BREAKFAST. 1250 01:01:58,648 --> 01:02:00,050 HERE. EAT UP. 1251 01:02:00,050 --> 01:02:02,853 YOU ARE SEEING A DOCTOR THIS AFTERNOON. 1252 01:02:03,788 --> 01:02:05,455 IS THIS YOUR ROOM, HARVARD? 1253 01:02:05,455 --> 01:02:07,324 NO, THIS IS BOZ' ROOM. 1254 01:02:07,324 --> 01:02:08,325 BUT, UM... 1255 01:02:09,693 --> 01:02:11,295 IT'S YOUR ROOM NOW. 1256 01:02:11,295 --> 01:02:12,296 HERE. 1257 01:02:14,464 --> 01:02:16,066 WHAT'S THIS FOR? 1258 01:02:17,134 --> 01:02:18,068 THE DOOR. 1259 01:02:18,068 --> 01:02:21,138 YOU CAN COME AND GO AS YOU PLEASE. 1260 01:02:21,138 --> 01:02:24,741 NO WILD PARTIES. I GOT WORK TO DO. 1261 01:02:24,741 --> 01:02:26,176 MY LUNGS, HARVARD. 1262 01:02:26,176 --> 01:02:28,712 I'LL BE O.K. IN A COUPLE OF DAYS. 1263 01:02:28,712 --> 01:02:30,547 IS IT SMOKING? IS... 1264 01:02:30,547 --> 01:02:32,349 ISN'T THAT WHAT HAPPENED? 1265 01:02:32,349 --> 01:02:34,418 SMOKING, NO. 1266 01:02:34,418 --> 01:02:36,353 ASBESTOS. 1267 01:02:36,353 --> 01:02:38,956 IT WAS IN THE SHIPYARDS IN BALTIMORE. 1268 01:02:38,956 --> 01:02:41,458 IT WAS ON THE MERCHANT SHIP, TOO. 1269 01:02:41,458 --> 01:02:44,061 WE BREATHED IT WHEN WE WERE BUILDING THEM, 1270 01:02:44,061 --> 01:02:46,997 AND WE BREATHED IT WHEN WE SAILED THEM, 1271 01:02:46,997 --> 01:02:48,398 AND THEY KNEW IT. 1272 01:02:48,398 --> 01:02:51,335 THEY ALSO KNEW THAT IT WOULD TAKE 20 YEARS 1273 01:02:51,335 --> 01:02:52,837 TO KILL YOU. 1274 01:02:55,840 --> 01:02:58,308 MMM. AND THAT'S WHY YOU QUIT. 1275 01:02:59,709 --> 01:03:01,045 MY LUNGS QUIT. 1276 01:03:01,045 --> 01:03:02,779 I DIDN'T QUIT. 1277 01:03:03,981 --> 01:03:07,184 I COULDN'T WORK. THEY FIRED ME. 1278 01:03:12,589 --> 01:03:15,025 WELL, TRY AND GET SOME REST. 1279 01:03:15,993 --> 01:03:17,794 HEY, WAIT A SECOND. 1280 01:03:19,029 --> 01:03:21,832 GOT YOUR THESIS BACK, SO WHAT'S OUR DEAL? 1281 01:03:21,832 --> 01:03:23,834 WE DON'T NEED A DEAL. 1282 01:03:23,834 --> 01:03:26,703 WE HAVE TO HAVE A DEAL, HARVARD. 1283 01:03:26,703 --> 01:03:29,706 I GOT TO PAY MY OWN WAY. 1284 01:03:29,706 --> 01:03:32,176 HOW YOU GONNA MANAGE THAT? 1285 01:03:32,176 --> 01:03:37,147 DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT GOVERNMENT AT ALL, BOY? 1286 01:03:37,147 --> 01:03:40,584 I'M ENTITLED TO DISABILITY BENEFITS. 1287 01:03:43,888 --> 01:03:46,891 I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME I KISSED AND MADE UP 1288 01:03:46,891 --> 01:03:49,226 WITH MY GOOD OLD UNCLE SAMMY. 1289 01:03:55,365 --> 01:03:56,600 THANKS, HARVARD. 1290 01:04:05,009 --> 01:04:08,078 I ASSUME YOUR FATHER TOLD YOU ABOUT HIS CONDITION. 1291 01:04:08,078 --> 01:04:09,679 HE'S NOT MY FATHER. 1292 01:04:09,679 --> 01:04:11,081 HE'S A FRIEND. 1293 01:04:11,081 --> 01:04:13,683 HE SAYS ASBESTOS DID IT TO HIM. 1294 01:04:13,683 --> 01:04:14,684 ASBESTOSIS. 1295 01:04:14,684 --> 01:04:16,486 THAT'S RIGHT. 1296 01:04:16,486 --> 01:04:19,689 MR. WILDER WAS EXPOSED MANY YEARS AGO. 1297 01:04:19,689 --> 01:04:22,092 THE LUNGS CAN'T EXPEL THE FIBERS, 1298 01:04:22,092 --> 01:04:24,528 AND HE'S IN THE FINAL STAGES. 1299 01:04:24,528 --> 01:04:27,464 YOU MEAN HE-- ISN'T IT TREATABLE... AT ALL? 1300 01:04:27,464 --> 01:04:30,034 THERE'S NO TREATMENT AT ANY STAGE. 1301 01:04:30,034 --> 01:04:32,869 BASICALLY, THE LUNGS CAN'T TAKE IN AIR. 1302 01:04:32,869 --> 01:04:34,671 OFTEN THE PATIENT SUCCUMBS TO PNEUMONIA, 1303 01:04:34,671 --> 01:04:38,275 OR THE STRAIN ON THE HEART CAUSES CARDIAC ARREST. 1304 01:04:38,275 --> 01:04:41,011 THERE'S REALLY NOTHING TO DO BUT WAIT. 1305 01:04:41,011 --> 01:04:43,280 I'M SORRY. 1306 01:05:51,615 --> 01:05:55,152 [SIMON] HARVARD! DINNER'S SERVED! GET IT DOWN HERE, BOY! 1307 01:06:07,831 --> 01:06:08,832 WELL. 1308 01:06:08,832 --> 01:06:10,234 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 1309 01:06:10,234 --> 01:06:12,636 WHAT? IT'S A MIRACLE I CAN COOK? 1310 01:06:12,636 --> 01:06:16,506 EASY. YOU JUST TALK A LITTLE FRENCHY WHILE YOU'RE DOING IT. 1311 01:06:16,506 --> 01:06:19,643 I COULD USE A GOOD MEAL BEFORE GETTING BACK TO WORK. 1312 01:06:19,643 --> 01:06:23,780 WORK? IT'S NEW YEAR'S EVE. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, DICK CLARK? 1313 01:06:23,780 --> 01:06:25,915 BESIDES, I GAVE YOU YOUR THESIS. 1314 01:06:25,915 --> 01:06:28,318 YOU SHOULD BE FINISHED BY NOW. 1315 01:06:28,318 --> 01:06:29,919 OH, I'M STARTING OVER. 1316 01:06:29,919 --> 01:06:32,122 YOU TOSSED IT? THE WHOLE THING? 1317 01:06:32,122 --> 01:06:33,123 YEAH. GONE. 1318 01:06:33,123 --> 01:06:34,991 BOY, OH, BOY. EAT UP. 1319 01:06:34,991 --> 01:06:37,261 WANT TO HEAR WHAT THE NEW ONE'S ON? 1320 01:06:37,261 --> 01:06:39,863 NOPE. BEHOLD, I DO NOT GIVE LECTURES 1321 01:06:39,863 --> 01:06:41,265 OR A LITTLE CHARITY. 1322 01:06:41,265 --> 01:06:44,468 WHEN I GIVE... I GIVE MYSELF. 1323 01:06:44,468 --> 01:06:45,869 THIS IS GREAT. 1324 01:06:45,869 --> 01:06:48,272 YOU MUST BE FEELING BETTER. 1325 01:06:48,272 --> 01:06:50,874 YOU WENT OUT AND SHOPPED. 1326 01:06:50,874 --> 01:06:52,609 I DIDN'T GO OUT. 1327 01:06:52,609 --> 01:06:54,010 I EAT WHAT'S HANDY. 1328 01:06:54,010 --> 01:06:55,279 WASN'T HARD... 1329 01:06:55,279 --> 01:06:57,781 EXCEPT FOR THE PLUCKING. 1330 01:06:57,781 --> 01:06:59,015 PLUCKING? 1331 01:06:59,015 --> 01:07:00,750 MMM. 1332 01:07:05,889 --> 01:07:08,092 GORKY? 1333 01:07:09,025 --> 01:07:10,627 GORKY! 1334 01:07:10,627 --> 01:07:11,895 GORKY? 1335 01:07:11,895 --> 01:07:14,231 HAPPY NEW YEAR, HARVARD. 1336 01:07:26,510 --> 01:07:28,212 HOLY SHIT! 1337 01:07:28,212 --> 01:07:29,713 YOU THINK SO? 1338 01:07:29,713 --> 01:07:32,048 LOOKS LIKE THE REGULAR GARDEN VARIETY TO ME. 1339 01:07:32,048 --> 01:07:33,517 UH... 1340 01:07:33,517 --> 01:07:34,418 MONTY! 1341 01:07:34,418 --> 01:07:37,754 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? SHUT THE DOOR. 1342 01:07:37,754 --> 01:07:38,655 BIG BABY. 1343 01:07:38,655 --> 01:07:41,091 NOW HE'LL PROBABLY TELL EVERYBODY. 1344 01:07:41,091 --> 01:07:42,926 MONTY, HE IS IN THE BATHROOM. 1345 01:07:42,926 --> 01:07:44,328 HI. WHEN'D YOU GET BACK? 1346 01:07:44,328 --> 01:07:46,930 WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING IN THERE? 1347 01:07:46,930 --> 01:07:48,332 TAKING A DUMP? 1348 01:07:48,332 --> 01:07:51,501 THAT BOY DIDN'T GO TO HARVARD FOR NOTHING. 1349 01:07:51,501 --> 01:07:53,103 [COURTNEY] HONEY, I'M HOME! 1350 01:07:53,103 --> 01:07:54,671 HE GOES RIGHT NOW. 1351 01:07:57,174 --> 01:07:58,608 PEACE, CHILDREN. 1352 01:07:58,608 --> 01:08:01,611 MR. WILDER, HOW NICE TO SEE YOU. 1353 01:08:01,611 --> 01:08:04,948 I'M SORRY, JEFF, BUT HE'S OUR NEW BOZ. 1354 01:08:04,948 --> 01:08:06,350 YEAH, THAT'S ME. BOZ. 1355 01:08:06,350 --> 01:08:08,152 I JUST FLEW IN FROM BALI. 1356 01:08:08,152 --> 01:08:11,054 BOZ, MY LONG-LOST BROTHER. 1357 01:08:11,054 --> 01:08:12,456 WHERE'S YOUR TAN, MAN? 1358 01:08:12,456 --> 01:08:13,757 WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS. 1359 01:08:13,757 --> 01:08:16,360 HE'S GOT MONEY COMING IN FROM SOCIAL SECURITY. 1360 01:08:16,360 --> 01:08:19,829 HE CAN PAY FOR RENT AND EVEN KICK IN FOR FOOD. 1361 01:08:19,829 --> 01:08:22,566 I HAVE THE FULL BACKING OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT. 1362 01:08:22,566 --> 01:08:24,100 COURTNEY. 1363 01:08:24,100 --> 01:08:27,837 * GOD LOVES AMERICANS * 1364 01:08:27,837 --> 01:08:30,240 * AND ALSO MEXICANS * 1365 01:08:30,240 --> 01:08:31,975 * AND RUSSIANS-- ** 1366 01:08:31,975 --> 01:08:33,777 WILL YOU STOP SINGING? 1367 01:08:33,777 --> 01:08:35,879 SING A SONG EVERYDAY. KEEP YOUR VOICES HIGH AND GAY. 1368 01:08:35,879 --> 01:08:36,913 IF EVERYBODY SINGS A SONG, 1369 01:08:36,913 --> 01:08:38,382 NEVER WILL THE WORLD GO WRONG. 1370 01:08:38,382 --> 01:08:41,651 SO HE CAN'T CARRY A TUNE, BUT CAN HE COOK? 1371 01:08:41,651 --> 01:08:44,454 DOES MADONNA TAKE HER CLOTHES OFF? 1372 01:08:44,454 --> 01:08:45,422 EVERETT. 1373 01:08:45,422 --> 01:08:47,857 DO SADDAM HUSSEIN AND MUAMMAR KHADAFY 1374 01:08:47,857 --> 01:08:49,259 PULL EACH OTHER'S TOFFEE? 1375 01:08:49,259 --> 01:08:50,927 YES! BUT I DON'T DO WINDOWS. 1376 01:08:50,927 --> 01:08:52,329 O.K., YOU GOT FRIDAYS. 1377 01:08:52,329 --> 01:08:54,998 NO, NO. I WILL NOT PUT UP WITH THIS. 1378 01:08:54,998 --> 01:08:56,065 THEN DON'T. 1379 01:08:56,065 --> 01:08:58,001 MR. WILDER WILL COVER YOUR RENT. 1380 01:08:58,001 --> 01:09:00,003 GET OUT OF MY WAY, JEFF. 1381 01:09:00,003 --> 01:09:01,305 SHE'S RIGHT, BOY, 1382 01:09:01,305 --> 01:09:02,906 YOU BIG BABY. 1383 01:09:02,906 --> 01:09:04,408 I HAVE A COMPLAINT. 1384 01:09:04,408 --> 01:09:07,311 BOY, OH, BOY. LET ME HELP YOU WITH THIS. 1385 01:09:07,311 --> 01:09:09,513 MY VAN STILL ISN'T FIXED. 1386 01:09:11,114 --> 01:09:14,318 THAT'S BECAUSE I RAN OUT OF WINE. 1387 01:09:16,085 --> 01:09:17,487 [JEFF] OH, MY GOD! 1388 01:09:17,487 --> 01:09:19,256 HE DIDN'T EVEN FLUSH! 1389 01:09:19,256 --> 01:09:21,725 [TOILET FLUSHING] 1390 01:09:43,413 --> 01:09:45,882 * BLUE SKIES * 1391 01:09:45,882 --> 01:09:48,618 * SMILIN' AT ME * 1392 01:09:48,618 --> 01:09:51,755 * NOTHIN' BUT BLUE SKIES * 1393 01:09:51,755 --> 01:09:54,190 * DO I SEE * 1394 01:09:55,158 --> 01:09:57,561 * BLUE DAYS * 1395 01:09:57,561 --> 01:10:00,430 * ALL OF THEM GONE * 1396 01:10:00,430 --> 01:10:03,767 * NOTHIN' BUT BLUE SKIES * 1397 01:10:03,767 --> 01:10:07,871 * FROM NOW ON * 1398 01:10:07,871 --> 01:10:08,905 * NEVER SAW THE SUN * 1399 01:10:08,905 --> 01:10:10,374 * SHININ' SO BRIGHT * 1400 01:10:10,374 --> 01:10:11,975 * NEVER SAW THINGS * 1401 01:10:11,975 --> 01:10:13,377 * GOIN' SO RIGHT * 1402 01:10:13,377 --> 01:10:15,044 * NOTICIN' THE DAYS * 1403 01:10:15,044 --> 01:10:16,346 * HURRYIN' BY * 1404 01:10:16,346 --> 01:10:17,947 * WHEN YOU'RE IN LOVE * 1405 01:10:17,947 --> 01:10:19,849 * MY, HOW THEY FLY BY * 1406 01:10:19,849 --> 01:10:21,851 * BLUE DAYS * 1407 01:10:21,851 --> 01:10:24,721 * ALL OF THEM GONE * 1408 01:10:24,721 --> 01:10:27,591 * NOTHIN' BUT BLUE SKIES * 1409 01:10:27,591 --> 01:10:28,592 * FROM NOW ON... * 1410 01:10:28,592 --> 01:10:30,159 IT'S THE IDES OF MARCH. 1411 01:10:30,159 --> 01:10:32,562 TO CELEBRATE, WE HAVE A GUEST. 1412 01:10:32,562 --> 01:10:34,163 IS IT WHITMAN'S GHOST? 1413 01:10:34,163 --> 01:10:37,166 IS IT THE SLAYER OF DRAGON PITKANNAN? 1414 01:10:37,166 --> 01:10:38,802 NO, IT'S... 1415 01:10:38,802 --> 01:10:41,137 THE BUM OF THE MONTH. 1416 01:10:41,137 --> 01:10:42,606 YOU'RE A WIDELY TRAVELED MAN. 1417 01:10:42,606 --> 01:10:44,007 IN FACT, YOU'RE AN EXPERT 1418 01:10:44,007 --> 01:10:46,310 ON LIVING COMFORTABLY AWAY FROM HOME. 1419 01:10:46,310 --> 01:10:49,813 WOULD YOU SAY HARVARD IS YOUR FAVORITE SPOT? 1420 01:10:49,813 --> 01:10:50,814 NO WAY... 1421 01:10:50,814 --> 01:10:51,815 JOSE. 1422 01:10:51,815 --> 01:10:53,216 NO? 1423 01:10:53,216 --> 01:10:55,819 WELL, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SPOT? 1424 01:10:55,819 --> 01:10:58,221 MY FAVORITE PLACE... 1425 01:10:58,221 --> 01:11:00,824 IS A LEPER COLONY IN MOLOKAI. 1426 01:11:00,824 --> 01:11:02,225 A LEPER COLONY? 1427 01:11:02,225 --> 01:11:03,226 IN MOLOKAI. 1428 01:11:03,226 --> 01:11:04,628 WHY? 1429 01:11:04,628 --> 01:11:08,498 BECAUSE I WAS THE MOST HANDSOME GUY THERE. 1430 01:11:08,498 --> 01:11:11,234 HEY, JEFF, MAYBE MOLOKAI'S WHERE YOU SHOULD GO. 1431 01:11:11,234 --> 01:11:12,569 [SNICKERS] 1432 01:11:20,109 --> 01:11:21,545 * BLUE SKIES * 1433 01:11:21,545 --> 01:11:24,714 * SMILIN' AT ME * 1434 01:11:24,714 --> 01:11:27,917 * NOTHIN' BUT BLUE SKIES * 1435 01:11:27,917 --> 01:11:30,420 * DO I SEE * 1436 01:11:31,388 --> 01:11:33,657 * BLUE DAYS * 1437 01:11:33,657 --> 01:11:36,726 * ALL OF THEM GONE * 1438 01:11:36,726 --> 01:11:39,529 * NOTHIN' BUT BLUE SKIES * 1439 01:11:39,529 --> 01:11:40,930 * FROM NOW ON... ** 1440 01:11:40,930 --> 01:11:43,667 IS THAT FRENCH TOAST? I LOVE FRENCH TOAST. 1441 01:11:43,667 --> 01:11:45,869 EVEN IF IT'S MADE BY MY HANDS? 1442 01:11:45,869 --> 01:11:47,504 YOU STILL INTERESTED? 1443 01:11:49,873 --> 01:11:51,675 AHH. DONE JUST RIGHT. 1444 01:11:51,675 --> 01:11:54,277 YOU PUT YOUR SOCKS IN THE OVEN? 1445 01:11:54,277 --> 01:11:56,680 SURE. 250 DEGREES FOR 5 MINUTES. 1446 01:11:56,680 --> 01:11:58,682 I LIKE MY TOES TOASTY WARM. 1447 01:11:58,682 --> 01:12:01,351 YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT SOME? 1448 01:12:01,351 --> 01:12:02,686 NOT NOW. 1449 01:12:02,686 --> 01:12:04,087 LITTLE SQUEAMISH FOR SOMEBODY 1450 01:12:04,087 --> 01:12:06,890 WHO'S GOING TO BECOME A DOCTOR, AIN'T YA? 1451 01:12:06,890 --> 01:12:08,291 I'M NOT SQUEAMISH. 1452 01:12:08,291 --> 01:12:10,026 NO? 1453 01:12:10,026 --> 01:12:12,896 WHAT KIND OF DOCTOR ARE YOU GOING TO BE? 1454 01:12:12,896 --> 01:12:13,897 GYNECOLOGIST. 1455 01:12:13,897 --> 01:12:14,898 THAT'S GOOD. 1456 01:12:14,898 --> 01:12:16,833 IT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU'LL EVER GET 1457 01:12:16,833 --> 01:12:18,502 SOME YOUNG SWEET THING TO DROP HER DRAWERS. 1458 01:12:18,502 --> 01:12:20,904 ARE YOU THE CASANOVA OF SKID ROW? 1459 01:12:20,904 --> 01:12:22,305 HEH HEH HEH HEH. 1460 01:12:22,305 --> 01:12:24,541 YOU KNOW WHY YOU HATE ME SO MUCH? 1461 01:12:24,541 --> 01:12:27,343 I LOOK THE WAY YOU FEEL. 1462 01:12:45,962 --> 01:12:49,298 SO WHY DO YOU THINK THE KIDS TEASE YOU? 1463 01:12:49,298 --> 01:12:51,535 THEY'RE JEALOUS 'CAUSE I'M SO HANDSOME. 1464 01:13:04,681 --> 01:13:06,349 WELL? 1465 01:13:06,349 --> 01:13:07,951 PITKANNAN'S GOING TO IMPLODE. 1466 01:13:07,951 --> 01:13:09,218 WHY? 1467 01:13:09,218 --> 01:13:12,355 YOU'RE ATTACKING HIS WHOLE BELIEF SYSTEM, WEREN'T YOU? 1468 01:13:12,355 --> 01:13:14,758 THIS HAS NONE OF HIS PESSIMISM. 1469 01:13:14,758 --> 01:13:16,760 "ADVANCES IN COMMUNICATION AND TECHNOLOGY 1470 01:13:16,760 --> 01:13:18,762 "WILL EVENTUALLY ALLOW THE UNITED STATES 1471 01:13:18,762 --> 01:13:21,364 TO ACCOMPLISH ITS DREAM OF PURE DEMOCRACY." 1472 01:13:21,364 --> 01:13:22,766 THAT'S RIGHT. 1473 01:13:22,766 --> 01:13:25,368 INTERACTIVE CABLE'S GOING TO SAVE THE WORLD. 1474 01:13:25,368 --> 01:13:27,771 ALL I HAVE TO DO IS PROVE IT. 1475 01:13:27,771 --> 01:13:30,173 IT'S CRAZY. IT'S GREAT. I LOVE IT. 1476 01:13:30,173 --> 01:13:33,376 I DON'T KNOW HOW I'LL GET THIS DONE IN FOUR WEEKS. 1477 01:13:33,376 --> 01:13:36,379 MAYBE PITKANNAN WILL GIVE YOU AN EXTENSION. 1478 01:13:36,379 --> 01:13:38,381 NO. IF I DON'T HAVE IT IN ON TIME, 1479 01:13:38,381 --> 01:13:40,216 I DON'T GRADUATE WITH HONORS. 1480 01:13:40,216 --> 01:13:42,351 YOU CAN DO IT. 1481 01:13:42,351 --> 01:13:45,121 YOU HAVE CONFIDENCE IN ME? 1482 01:13:45,121 --> 01:13:47,123 YES. 1483 01:13:47,123 --> 01:13:49,258 NO CRITICISM? 1484 01:13:49,258 --> 01:13:52,128 WELL, MAYBE ONE. 1485 01:13:53,396 --> 01:13:55,131 YOU'RE PERFECT. 1486 01:14:00,003 --> 01:14:01,404 WELL--AHEM-- 1487 01:14:01,404 --> 01:14:04,641 I BETTER LET YOU GET BACK TO WORK. 1488 01:14:04,641 --> 01:14:08,011 WE DON'T WANT YOU GRADUATING WITHOUT HONORS. 1489 01:14:17,453 --> 01:14:20,156 [MOO] 1490 01:14:20,156 --> 01:14:21,424 GOODBYE, GORKY. 1491 01:14:21,424 --> 01:14:23,226 HELLO-O-O... BESSIE! 1492 01:14:23,226 --> 01:14:25,829 THIS IS EVERETT CALLOWAY WAKING YOU UP 1493 01:14:25,829 --> 01:14:27,897 ON A BEAUTIFUL SUNDAY MORNING. 1494 01:14:27,897 --> 01:14:28,698 NEW PAJAMAS? 1495 01:14:28,698 --> 01:14:30,433 YOU LOOK GREAT. 1496 01:14:30,433 --> 01:14:33,603 A REGULAR FASHION PLATE. 1497 01:14:33,603 --> 01:14:36,039 [CHUCKLES] 1498 01:14:36,039 --> 01:14:37,440 OBITUARIES? 1499 01:14:37,440 --> 01:14:40,844 STUDYING UP TO WRITE MINE. 1500 01:14:40,844 --> 01:14:42,646 I'M COPYING YOU, HARVARD. 1501 01:14:42,646 --> 01:14:45,214 STUDY FIRST AND THEN WRITE. 1502 01:14:45,214 --> 01:14:48,317 SOME OF THESE THINGS ARE REALLY DEPRESSING. 1503 01:14:48,317 --> 01:14:51,254 LOOK AT THIS GUY BARNEY MILSTEIN, 1504 01:14:51,254 --> 01:14:53,256 THE ONE WITH THE THREE TACKS. 1505 01:14:53,256 --> 01:14:54,390 "BARNEY MILSTEIN. 1506 01:14:54,390 --> 01:14:55,659 "AGE 79. 1507 01:14:55,659 --> 01:14:56,660 "DIED SATURDAY. 1508 01:14:56,660 --> 01:14:58,261 "NO SURVIVORS. 1509 01:14:58,261 --> 01:14:59,663 NO SERVICES." 1510 01:14:59,663 --> 01:15:02,632 HOW COULD HE DIE? 1511 01:15:02,632 --> 01:15:04,601 HE DIDN'T LIVE. 1512 01:15:07,270 --> 01:15:09,673 I WANT YOU TO READ MINE, 1513 01:15:09,673 --> 01:15:12,876 JUST WHAT I GOT SO FAR, ANYWAY. 1514 01:15:12,876 --> 01:15:14,510 LATER. 1515 01:15:16,680 --> 01:15:19,282 I AIN'T FEELING TOO GOOD, HARVARD. 1516 01:15:19,282 --> 01:15:22,185 I NEED YOUR OPINION NOW. 1517 01:15:32,295 --> 01:15:33,296 "SIMON WILDER. 1518 01:15:33,296 --> 01:15:35,298 "BORN PORTLAND, MAINE, 1942. 1519 01:15:35,298 --> 01:15:37,701 SON OF HANK AND ANNA." 1520 01:15:37,701 --> 01:15:39,903 [TURNS PAGE] 1521 01:15:39,903 --> 01:15:42,706 "MARRIED 1962 TO LISA THORSTON. 1522 01:15:42,706 --> 01:15:46,042 FATHERED ONE SON IN 1963." 1523 01:15:47,711 --> 01:15:50,714 "LEFT WIFE AND SON IN 1963 1524 01:15:50,714 --> 01:15:52,916 TO JOIN THE MERCHANT MARINE." 1525 01:15:57,721 --> 01:16:01,057 THAT'S AS FAR AS I GOT. 1526 01:16:02,525 --> 01:16:04,327 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1527 01:16:07,731 --> 01:16:09,132 I THINK THAT, UH, 1528 01:16:09,132 --> 01:16:11,735 YOU SHOULD PUT THINGS IN YOUR OBITUARY 1529 01:16:11,735 --> 01:16:14,070 THAT YOU'RE PROUD OF. 1530 01:16:17,741 --> 01:16:20,944 I THOUGHT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FACTS. 1531 01:16:22,746 --> 01:16:25,348 YOU HAD A WIFE AND A SON, 1532 01:16:25,348 --> 01:16:27,116 AND YOU LEFT THEM? 1533 01:16:29,152 --> 01:16:31,020 YEAH. 1534 01:16:31,020 --> 01:16:33,289 AND YOU NEVER CAME BACK? 1535 01:16:33,289 --> 01:16:37,761 IT'S NOT SOMETHING I'M PROUD OF, HARVARD. 1536 01:16:38,762 --> 01:16:40,630 THAT'S COMFORTING. 1537 01:16:47,971 --> 01:16:49,372 UH... 1538 01:16:49,372 --> 01:16:51,708 DON'T YOU WANT TO SEE HIM? 1539 01:16:52,776 --> 01:16:55,812 DO YOU THINK HE'D FORGIVE ME? 1540 01:17:00,784 --> 01:17:02,451 EAT YOUR BREAKFAST. 1541 01:17:02,451 --> 01:17:07,256 WHAT DID YOUR FATHER DO TO YOU THAT WAS SO BAD? 1542 01:17:07,256 --> 01:17:08,658 WHAT DID HE DO? 1543 01:17:08,658 --> 01:17:10,760 HE ABANDONED MY MOTHER. 1544 01:17:10,760 --> 01:17:12,762 I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU. 1545 01:17:12,762 --> 01:17:14,764 WHEN IT COMES TO RELATIONSHIPS, 1546 01:17:14,764 --> 01:17:17,033 EVERYBODY'S A USED CAR SALESMAN. 1547 01:17:17,033 --> 01:17:18,802 IS THAT YOUR PHILOSOPHY-- 1548 01:17:18,802 --> 01:17:20,804 DON'T TRUST ANYONE? 1549 01:17:20,804 --> 01:17:23,807 NO. YOU GOTTA TRUST PEOPLE. 1550 01:17:23,807 --> 01:17:27,443 YOU JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IN THE WARRANTY. 1551 01:17:27,443 --> 01:17:29,412 THAT'S CUTE, SIMON. 1552 01:17:29,412 --> 01:17:32,415 THAT'S REALLY CUTE BULLSHIT. 1553 01:17:32,415 --> 01:17:34,417 HARVARD... 1554 01:17:36,385 --> 01:17:38,221 YOU'D BE SURPRISED 1555 01:17:38,221 --> 01:17:41,424 HOW DIFFERENT THE VIEW IS ON THE WAY OUT 1556 01:17:41,424 --> 01:17:44,027 THAN ON THE WAY IN. 1557 01:17:52,836 --> 01:17:55,438 [BUGS BUNNY] EH, WHAT'S UP, DOC? 1558 01:17:55,438 --> 01:17:56,840 HERE I AM. 1559 01:17:56,840 --> 01:17:58,441 OH, HELLO, HELLO, HELLO. 1560 01:17:58,441 --> 01:17:59,843 CAN I SHUT THIS OFF? 1561 01:17:59,843 --> 01:18:01,444 JUST A COTTON-PICKIN'-- 1562 01:18:01,444 --> 01:18:02,846 I HAVE TWO INVITES 1563 01:18:02,846 --> 01:18:04,247 TO THE LYNX. 1564 01:18:04,247 --> 01:18:06,850 THIS CARD WILL ADMIT YOU AND A GUEST 1565 01:18:06,850 --> 01:18:09,853 TO THE GREATEST BASH OF THE YEAR. 1566 01:18:09,853 --> 01:18:12,255 FOR YOU AND THE FACE, I PRESUME. 1567 01:18:12,255 --> 01:18:15,258 UGH! THAT MEANS I'LL HAVE TO MAKE UP WITH HIM AGAIN. 1568 01:18:15,258 --> 01:18:17,460 MONTY! WHERE IS HE? IS HE UPSTAIRS? 1569 01:18:17,460 --> 01:18:19,462 TO THE LYNX? GREAT! I'M READY. 1570 01:18:19,462 --> 01:18:20,864 I'M SORRY, JEFF. 1571 01:18:20,864 --> 01:18:23,632 I COULDN'T WORM ANOTHER ONE OUT OF THEM. 1572 01:18:23,632 --> 01:18:24,633 HELLO. 1573 01:18:24,633 --> 01:18:26,736 FOR YOU, LORD MONTAGUE. 1574 01:18:26,736 --> 01:18:27,871 GREAT. 1575 01:18:27,871 --> 01:18:29,873 THAT'S O.K. MONTY'S A MONK. 1576 01:18:29,873 --> 01:18:31,875 HE'LL TAKE ME AS HIS DATE. 1577 01:18:31,875 --> 01:18:34,778 SORRY, JEFF. I'VE ALREADY GOT A DATE. 1578 01:18:36,079 --> 01:18:37,080 YOU DO? 1579 01:18:37,080 --> 01:18:38,481 YEAH. 1580 01:18:38,481 --> 01:18:40,817 I'M TAKING SIMON. 1581 01:18:48,291 --> 01:18:50,626 SO, I GUESS I'LL TAKE YOU, JEFF. 1582 01:18:50,626 --> 01:18:51,861 GREAT. 1583 01:18:51,861 --> 01:18:54,630 WHAT ABOUT THE FACE? 1584 01:18:54,630 --> 01:18:56,299 HE CAN FEND FOR HIMSELF. 1585 01:18:56,299 --> 01:18:59,502 SO WHAT ARE YOU WEARING ON YOUR DATE? 1586 01:18:59,502 --> 01:19:00,904 OH, I DON'T KNOW 1587 01:19:00,904 --> 01:19:02,305 BECAUSE MY EVENING GOWN 1588 01:19:02,305 --> 01:19:04,507 HASN'T COME BACK FROM THE CLEANERS. 1589 01:19:04,507 --> 01:19:06,509 HONEY, HASN'T ANYONE TOLD YOU? 1590 01:19:06,509 --> 01:19:09,512 LYNX IS A PAJAMA PARTY. 1591 01:19:09,512 --> 01:19:12,248 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 1592 01:19:17,753 --> 01:19:19,055 BOY, OH, BOY, OH, BOY. 1593 01:19:19,055 --> 01:19:20,656 DID ANYBODY EVER TELL YOU 1594 01:19:20,656 --> 01:19:22,258 YOU LOOK JUST LIKE MARILYN? 1595 01:19:22,258 --> 01:19:23,259 MONROE? 1596 01:19:23,259 --> 01:19:24,060 NO, SCHWARTZ. 1597 01:19:24,060 --> 01:19:26,062 HER FATHER OWNS A DELI 1598 01:19:26,062 --> 01:19:28,464 WHERE WE GET THIS KNOCKWURST THAT'S THE BEST. 1599 01:19:28,464 --> 01:19:31,067 THERE'S A BOY THAT KNOWS HOW TO WEAR SILK. 1600 01:19:31,067 --> 01:19:33,669 HE'S COVERING A TRAGIC BIRTHMARK. 1601 01:19:33,669 --> 01:19:35,071 AREN'T YOU WHITMAN'S GHOST? 1602 01:19:35,071 --> 01:19:38,074 YOU'LL HARDLY KNOW WHO I AM OR WHAT I MEAN. 1603 01:19:38,074 --> 01:19:39,675 YOU SHOULDN'T BE WITH ME. 1604 01:19:39,675 --> 01:19:41,077 AM I CRAMPING YOUR STYLE? 1605 01:19:41,077 --> 01:19:43,079 LOOK AT HER. SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. 1606 01:19:43,079 --> 01:19:44,680 YOU HAVE GOOD TASTE. 1607 01:19:44,680 --> 01:19:48,017 AND YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH HER. 1608 01:19:50,719 --> 01:19:51,821 SO WHAT? 1609 01:19:51,821 --> 01:19:52,822 SO WHAT? 1610 01:19:52,822 --> 01:19:54,423 YEAH. SO WHAT? 1611 01:19:54,423 --> 01:19:55,424 SO WHAT? 1612 01:19:55,424 --> 01:19:56,425 THAT'S EVERYTHING. 1613 01:19:56,425 --> 01:19:57,827 NOT TO HER IT ISN'T. 1614 01:19:57,827 --> 01:20:00,096 SO PROVE HER WRONG. 1615 01:20:00,096 --> 01:20:03,099 I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GET HER TO ADMIT 1616 01:20:03,099 --> 01:20:04,700 SHE'S WRONG ABOUT ANYTHING. 1617 01:20:04,700 --> 01:20:06,069 THAT PROVES SHE LOVES YOU. 1618 01:20:06,069 --> 01:20:08,604 WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? 1619 01:20:08,604 --> 01:20:11,640 "TO DRIVE FREE, TO LOVE FREE, 1620 01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:13,642 "TO COURT DESTRUCTION WITH TAUNTS, 1621 01:20:13,642 --> 01:20:16,045 "TO FEED THE REMAINDER OF LIFE 1622 01:20:16,045 --> 01:20:18,982 "WITH ONE HOUR OF FULLNESS AND FREEDOM, 1623 01:20:18,982 --> 01:20:21,117 "ONE BRIEF HOUR 1624 01:20:21,117 --> 01:20:23,719 OF MADNESS AND JOY." 1625 01:20:23,719 --> 01:20:26,755 WOULD YOU LIKE TO DANCE? 1626 01:20:26,755 --> 01:20:28,391 UH, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T. 1627 01:20:28,391 --> 01:20:31,995 LET'S NOT GO OVERBOARD WITH THIS STAYIN' ALIVE JUNK. 1628 01:20:31,995 --> 01:20:33,897 YES, I WOULD. JUST A MINUTE. 1629 01:20:33,897 --> 01:20:35,831 DON'T LET HER BE A REGRET. 1630 01:20:35,831 --> 01:20:37,967 IT'S WORSE THAN BEING A LOSER. 1631 01:20:38,935 --> 01:20:40,536 WHAT'S YOUR NAME, HONEY? 1632 01:20:40,536 --> 01:20:41,537 MARTY. 1633 01:20:41,537 --> 01:20:42,571 WHAT'S YOUR MAJOR, MARTY? 1634 01:20:42,571 --> 01:20:43,572 FRENCH. 1635 01:20:43,572 --> 01:20:44,974 [COURTNEY] LEAVE ME ALONE! 1636 01:20:44,974 --> 01:20:46,375 JUST FORGET ABOUT IT! 1637 01:20:46,375 --> 01:20:47,776 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1638 01:20:47,776 --> 01:20:50,313 HEY, BABY. DON'T BE THAT WAY! 1639 01:20:50,313 --> 01:20:52,748 YOU'RE ALWAYS TELLING ME HOW TO ACT! 1640 01:20:52,748 --> 01:20:55,751 I'M TIRED OF YOU TELLING ME WHAT TO DO! 1641 01:20:55,751 --> 01:20:58,154 SUCH A JERK. 1642 01:20:58,154 --> 01:21:01,290 * I REACH IN SLOWLY * 1643 01:21:01,290 --> 01:21:05,094 * JUST LIKE I WAS BLIND * 1644 01:21:07,230 --> 01:21:10,666 * I HEAR VOICES * 1645 01:21:10,666 --> 01:21:14,370 * THAT I DON'T RECOGNIZE... ** 1646 01:21:26,182 --> 01:21:27,783 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1647 01:21:27,783 --> 01:21:29,552 I'M ENDING OUR FRIENDSHIP. 1648 01:21:50,406 --> 01:21:52,075 [THUMP] 1649 01:21:53,776 --> 01:21:54,777 COURTNEY. 1650 01:21:54,777 --> 01:21:55,778 HMM? 1651 01:21:55,778 --> 01:21:57,080 WAKE UP. 1652 01:21:58,847 --> 01:22:00,816 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 1653 01:22:00,816 --> 01:22:02,818 WHAT'S WRONG? 1654 01:22:02,818 --> 01:22:04,420 WHAT'S WRONG? 1655 01:22:04,420 --> 01:22:05,421 SIMON. 1656 01:22:05,421 --> 01:22:06,822 [COUGHING] 1657 01:22:06,822 --> 01:22:09,825 DO YOU THINK THERE'S A HELL? 1658 01:22:09,825 --> 01:22:12,428 WE'VE GOT TO GET HIM TO A HOSPITAL. 1659 01:22:12,428 --> 01:22:13,429 NO. 1660 01:22:13,429 --> 01:22:15,831 I PROMISED HIM. 1661 01:22:15,831 --> 01:22:19,035 I DIDN'T WANT TO BE ALONE. 1662 01:22:20,869 --> 01:22:22,238 [THUNDER] 1663 01:22:22,238 --> 01:22:24,840 I'LL GO GET YOU SOME WATER, O.K.? 1664 01:22:24,840 --> 01:22:26,042 THANKS. 1665 01:22:28,844 --> 01:22:31,447 HEY, COULD YOU, UH, 1666 01:22:31,447 --> 01:22:33,249 WOULD YOU... 1667 01:22:33,249 --> 01:22:36,552 JUST SIT HERE FOR A WHILE? 1668 01:22:40,856 --> 01:22:42,858 HEY... 1669 01:22:42,858 --> 01:22:43,859 COME ON. 1670 01:22:43,859 --> 01:22:45,461 YOU ALWAYS BOUNCE BACK. 1671 01:22:45,461 --> 01:22:46,862 YEAH. 1672 01:22:46,862 --> 01:22:48,864 WHEN I WAS KID, I HAD A DOG, 1673 01:22:48,864 --> 01:22:50,266 A FUNNY-LOOKING THING-- 1674 01:22:50,266 --> 01:22:53,469 ORANGE HAIR, BIG EARS... 1675 01:22:53,469 --> 01:22:55,871 SKINNY BODY. 1676 01:22:55,871 --> 01:22:58,874 HE USED TO LOVE TO CHASE CARS. 1677 01:22:58,874 --> 01:23:01,544 HE GOT RUN OVER THREE TIMES. 1678 01:23:03,279 --> 01:23:05,281 HE NEVER REALLY GOT HURT. 1679 01:23:05,281 --> 01:23:07,283 HE'D GO HIDE UNDER THE COUCH 1680 01:23:07,283 --> 01:23:08,884 FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS. 1681 01:23:08,884 --> 01:23:10,219 WHEN HE CAME OUT, 1682 01:23:10,219 --> 01:23:13,222 HE'D GO RIGHT BACK TO CHASING CARS AGAIN. 1683 01:23:13,222 --> 01:23:15,891 EVENTUALLY, HE GOT OLD AND SICK. 1684 01:23:15,891 --> 01:23:18,894 GOD, WAS HE UGLY. 1685 01:23:18,894 --> 01:23:21,297 TOWARDS THE END, 1686 01:23:21,297 --> 01:23:24,900 HE WENT OFF IN THE WOODS TO DIE ALONE. 1687 01:23:24,900 --> 01:23:27,903 HE LAID ON A PILE OF LEAVES 1688 01:23:27,903 --> 01:23:29,905 PERFECTLY STILL. 1689 01:23:29,905 --> 01:23:31,907 YOU COULDN'T MOVE HIM. 1690 01:23:31,907 --> 01:23:33,909 IF YOU TRIED TO TOUCH HIM, 1691 01:23:33,909 --> 01:23:35,778 HE'D SNAP AT YOU. 1692 01:23:35,778 --> 01:23:38,647 HERE YOU GO. 1693 01:23:38,647 --> 01:23:40,516 THANKS. 1694 01:23:44,920 --> 01:23:46,455 I'M SCARED. 1695 01:23:46,455 --> 01:23:48,457 HEY, I'M HERE. 1696 01:23:50,193 --> 01:23:52,595 MONTY, IF I GET THROUGH TONIGHT, 1697 01:23:52,595 --> 01:23:56,031 WOULD YOU DRIVE ME SOMEPLACE TOMORROW? 1698 01:23:57,800 --> 01:23:59,402 YEAH. SURE. 1699 01:23:59,402 --> 01:24:00,803 TOMORROW? 1700 01:24:02,171 --> 01:24:03,206 YEAH, TOMORROW. 1701 01:24:03,206 --> 01:24:06,275 TOMORROW'S FINE. 1702 01:24:07,710 --> 01:24:09,778 I WANT TO SEE MY SON... 1703 01:24:11,080 --> 01:24:13,416 JUST ONCE. 1704 01:24:28,231 --> 01:24:31,234 WHAT ABOUT HIS THESIS? DID HE HAND IT IN? 1705 01:24:31,234 --> 01:24:32,835 I DON'T KNOW. 1706 01:24:32,835 --> 01:24:34,837 IT'S DUE TODAY. HE KNOWS. 1707 01:24:36,839 --> 01:24:38,841 EVERETT, LET'S GO! 1708 01:24:40,843 --> 01:24:42,245 FINISHED MY THESIS. 1709 01:24:42,245 --> 01:24:44,847 IT'S NOT SO GREAT, BUT IT'S DONE. 1710 01:24:44,847 --> 01:24:45,848 CONGRATULATIONS. EVERETT! 1711 01:24:45,848 --> 01:24:46,849 YES! 1712 01:24:46,849 --> 01:24:49,252 SO... WHAT ABOUT YOURS? 1713 01:24:49,252 --> 01:24:51,254 DID YOU HAND IT IN ALREADY? 1714 01:24:51,254 --> 01:24:54,257 NOT DONE. I'VE GOT TO TYPE UP A BIBLIOGRAPHY. 1715 01:24:54,257 --> 01:24:57,260 YOU'LL BE ON THE ROAD. HOW WILL YOU FINISH IT? 1716 01:24:57,260 --> 01:24:58,394 I GUESS I WON'T. 1717 01:24:58,394 --> 01:25:00,496 DID PITKANNAN GIVE YOU AN EXTENSION? 1718 01:25:00,496 --> 01:25:01,797 NO. 1719 01:25:09,872 --> 01:25:12,007 MONTY... 1720 01:25:12,007 --> 01:25:13,642 CAN I COME? 1721 01:25:15,178 --> 01:25:16,812 YEAH. 1722 01:25:23,051 --> 01:25:27,190 * I MUST BE GOIN' * 1723 01:25:27,190 --> 01:25:31,660 * KISS ME GOODBYE * 1724 01:25:31,660 --> 01:25:34,830 * ALL THE COLORS ARE CHANGIN' * 1725 01:25:34,830 --> 01:25:36,365 TURN IT AROUND. 1726 01:25:36,365 --> 01:25:39,835 * THERE'S A TEAR IN MY EYE * 1727 01:25:39,835 --> 01:25:41,370 NO, THE OTHER WAY. 1728 01:25:41,370 --> 01:25:45,208 * AND I'M GOIN' FREE * 1729 01:25:45,208 --> 01:25:49,978 * FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE * 1730 01:25:49,978 --> 01:25:54,850 * AND I NEVER GO RUNNIN' * 1731 01:25:54,850 --> 01:25:59,855 * ON THE WRONG SIDE * 1732 01:25:59,855 --> 01:26:04,227 * OH-OH * 1733 01:26:04,227 --> 01:26:07,363 * OH-OH-OH-OH * 1734 01:26:07,363 --> 01:26:12,100 * I NEVER GO RUNNIN' * 1735 01:26:12,100 --> 01:26:17,540 * ON THE WRONG SIDE ** 1736 01:26:30,286 --> 01:26:31,687 HELLO, UH, MR. WILDER. 1737 01:26:31,687 --> 01:26:33,889 UH, MY NAME'S MONTY KESSLER. 1738 01:26:33,889 --> 01:26:35,791 I'M A STUDENT AT HARVARD. 1739 01:26:35,791 --> 01:26:38,294 I GUESS IT WAS ABOUT THREE MONTHS AGO 1740 01:26:38,294 --> 01:26:39,895 I MET YOUR FATHER, 1741 01:26:39,895 --> 01:26:41,297 AND HE'S IN THAT VAN. 1742 01:26:41,297 --> 01:26:43,198 HE WANTS TO SEE YOU. 1743 01:26:46,902 --> 01:26:48,304 I DON'T HAVE A FATHER. 1744 01:26:48,304 --> 01:26:50,306 PLEASE. HE'S VERY ILL. 1745 01:26:50,306 --> 01:26:53,108 HE JUST WANTS TO SEE YOU FOR A FEW MINUTES. 1746 01:26:53,108 --> 01:26:54,977 I DON'T WANT TO SEE HIM. 1747 01:26:54,977 --> 01:26:57,346 HE'S DYING. 1748 01:26:58,714 --> 01:27:01,717 PLEASE, JUST WALK OVER FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES, 1749 01:27:01,717 --> 01:27:04,320 SAY HELLO, LET HIM LOOK AT YOU, 1750 01:27:04,320 --> 01:27:05,721 AND THEN WE'LL GO, 1751 01:27:05,721 --> 01:27:08,924 AND YOU NEVER HAVE TO SEE HIM AGAIN. 1752 01:27:12,928 --> 01:27:14,530 O.K. 1753 01:27:35,351 --> 01:27:38,554 IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANT FROM ME? 1754 01:27:40,723 --> 01:27:44,827 I JUST WANTED TO LOOK AT YOU. 1755 01:27:44,827 --> 01:27:46,862 FINE. 1756 01:27:46,862 --> 01:27:48,697 HAVE A LOOK. 1757 01:27:51,967 --> 01:27:53,769 YOU SEEN ENOUGH? 1758 01:27:54,903 --> 01:27:56,505 YOU LOOK GOOD. 1759 01:28:00,376 --> 01:28:02,478 I'M YOUR FATHER. 1760 01:28:05,381 --> 01:28:07,583 YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE MUCH. 1761 01:28:15,991 --> 01:28:18,594 UM... 1762 01:28:20,162 --> 01:28:22,598 I WAS WRONG... 1763 01:28:23,999 --> 01:28:26,802 AND I'M SORRY. 1764 01:28:26,802 --> 01:28:29,805 YEAH, YOU WERE WRONG... 1765 01:28:29,805 --> 01:28:33,576 AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR BEING SORRY. 1766 01:28:35,177 --> 01:28:37,179 I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU. 1767 01:28:37,179 --> 01:28:39,014 DADDY... 1768 01:28:39,014 --> 01:28:40,383 WHO IS THAT MAN? 1769 01:28:40,383 --> 01:28:43,486 THAT'S NOBODY, BABY. 1770 01:28:45,954 --> 01:28:47,756 THAT'S NOBODY. 1771 01:28:54,329 --> 01:28:56,632 [SCREEN DOOR CLOSES] 1772 01:28:56,632 --> 01:28:58,100 AHEM. 1773 01:29:27,329 --> 01:29:29,064 STOP THE CAR! 1774 01:29:29,064 --> 01:29:30,466 STOP THE CAR HERE! 1775 01:29:30,466 --> 01:29:31,667 RIGHT HERE! 1776 01:29:31,667 --> 01:29:32,668 STOP! 1777 01:29:38,441 --> 01:29:41,076 [JEFF] HE'S TAKING A LEAK, RIGHT? 1778 01:29:44,947 --> 01:29:46,849 THE DOG. 1779 01:29:48,551 --> 01:29:51,153 SIMON, GET BACK IN THE VAN. 1780 01:29:51,153 --> 01:29:53,088 GET BACK-- 1781 01:29:54,089 --> 01:29:57,092 [WHEEZING] 1782 01:29:59,094 --> 01:30:01,096 SIMON--SIMON... 1783 01:30:01,096 --> 01:30:03,098 SIMON... 1784 01:30:03,098 --> 01:30:06,168 YOU'RE NOT A DOG. 1785 01:30:47,610 --> 01:30:50,913 [LABORED BREATHING] 1786 01:31:16,438 --> 01:31:18,707 "I AM OF OLD AND YOUNG, 1787 01:31:18,707 --> 01:31:21,710 "OF THE FOOLISH AS MUCH AS THE WISE. 1788 01:31:21,710 --> 01:31:23,311 "REGARDLESS OF OTHERS, 1789 01:31:23,311 --> 01:31:25,714 "EVER REGARDFUL OF OTHERS, 1790 01:31:25,714 --> 01:31:27,716 "MATERNAL AS WELL AS PATERNAL. 1791 01:31:27,716 --> 01:31:30,118 "A CHILD AS WELL AS A MAN, 1792 01:31:30,118 --> 01:31:33,121 "STUFFED WITH THE STUFF THAT IS COARSE, 1793 01:31:33,121 --> 01:31:36,324 "AND STUFFED WITH THE STUFF THAT IS FINE. 1794 01:31:36,324 --> 01:31:39,327 "ONE OF THE NATION OF MANY NATIONS, 1795 01:31:39,327 --> 01:31:40,729 "THE SMALLEST THE SAME... 1796 01:31:40,729 --> 01:31:42,731 "AND THE LARGEST THE SAME. 1797 01:31:42,731 --> 01:31:44,132 "I DEPART AS AIR. 1798 01:31:44,132 --> 01:31:47,335 "I SHAKE MY WHITE LOCKS AT THE RUNAWAY SUN. 1799 01:31:47,335 --> 01:31:49,337 "I EFFUSE MY FLESH IN EDDIES 1800 01:31:49,337 --> 01:31:51,740 "AND DRIFT IT IN LACY JAGS. 1801 01:31:51,740 --> 01:31:54,342 "I BEQUEATH MYSELF TO THE DIRT... 1802 01:31:54,342 --> 01:31:57,345 "TO GROW FROM THE GRASS I LOVE. 1803 01:31:57,345 --> 01:31:59,347 "IF YOU WANT ME AGAIN, 1804 01:31:59,347 --> 01:32:02,150 "LOOK FOR ME UNDER YOUR BOOT SOLES. 1805 01:32:02,150 --> 01:32:05,754 "YOU WILL HARDLY KNOW WHO I AM OR WHAT I MEAN, 1806 01:32:05,754 --> 01:32:09,357 "BUT I SHALL BE GOOD HEALTH TO YOU, NEVERTHELESS, 1807 01:32:09,357 --> 01:32:12,294 "AND FILTER AND FIBER YOUR BLOOD. 1808 01:32:12,294 --> 01:32:16,765 "FAILING TO FETCH ME AT FIRST, KEEP ENCOURAGED. 1809 01:32:16,765 --> 01:32:20,368 "MISSING ME ONE PLACE, SEARCH ANOTHER. 1810 01:32:20,368 --> 01:32:23,238 I STOP SOMEWHERE WAITING FOR YOU." 1811 01:32:24,439 --> 01:32:26,875 OH, GOD. 1812 01:32:29,377 --> 01:32:30,579 SIMON? 1813 01:32:42,891 --> 01:32:45,994 [CRYING] 1814 01:32:54,803 --> 01:32:56,805 SIMON WROTE HIS OWN OBITUARY, 1815 01:32:56,805 --> 01:33:00,008 AND HE ASKED ME TO READ IT. 1816 01:33:03,078 --> 01:33:06,281 "SIMON B. WILDER BIT IT ON WEDNESDAY." 1817 01:33:06,281 --> 01:33:08,817 [LAUGHS] 1818 01:33:08,817 --> 01:33:11,820 "HE SAW THE WORLD OUT OF THE PORTHOLE 1819 01:33:11,820 --> 01:33:13,421 "OF A LEAKY FREIGHTER, 1820 01:33:13,421 --> 01:33:16,224 "WAS A COLLECTOR OF MEMORIES, 1821 01:33:16,224 --> 01:33:19,161 AND INTERRUPTED A LECTURE AT HARVARD." 1822 01:33:20,829 --> 01:33:22,831 "IN 50 YEARS ON EARTH, 1823 01:33:22,831 --> 01:33:25,634 HE DID ONLY ONE THING HE REGRETTED." 1824 01:33:26,969 --> 01:33:30,305 "HE'S SURVIVED BY HIS FAMILY-- 1825 01:33:30,305 --> 01:33:31,573 "JEFF HAWKES... 1826 01:33:31,573 --> 01:33:34,777 WHO ALWAYS REMEMBERS TO FLUSH..." 1827 01:33:35,711 --> 01:33:36,745 "EVERETT CALLOWAY, 1828 01:33:36,745 --> 01:33:39,915 WHO KNOWS HOW TO USE WORDS..." 1829 01:33:41,583 --> 01:33:44,052 "COURTNEY BLUMENTHAL... 1830 01:33:44,052 --> 01:33:45,453 "WHO IS STRONG 1831 01:33:45,453 --> 01:33:48,056 AND ALSO KNOWS HOW TO LOVE..." 1832 01:33:49,992 --> 01:33:52,194 "AND MONTGOMERY KESSLER..." 1833 01:33:53,862 --> 01:33:57,465 "WHO WILL GRADUATE LIFE WITH HONOR... 1834 01:33:57,465 --> 01:33:59,334 AND WITHOUT REGRET." 1835 01:34:27,095 --> 01:34:28,230 MR. KESSLER. 1836 01:34:32,901 --> 01:34:34,502 A THESIS ADVISOR, 1837 01:34:34,502 --> 01:34:35,904 I HAVE ALWAYS PRESUMED, 1838 01:34:35,904 --> 01:34:37,906 IS SUPPOSED TO GIVE ADVICE, 1839 01:34:37,906 --> 01:34:41,343 ESPECIALLY ON THE IDEA OF A THESIS. 1840 01:34:41,343 --> 01:34:42,144 I'M SORRY. 1841 01:34:42,144 --> 01:34:43,578 I MEANT YOU NO DISRESPECT. 1842 01:34:43,578 --> 01:34:46,749 I CHANGED IT BECAUSE I HAD TO WRITE ABOUT SOMETHING 1843 01:34:46,749 --> 01:34:48,150 THAT I REALLY BELIEVED IN. 1844 01:34:48,150 --> 01:34:50,753 YOUR NEW IDEA IS... NAIVE IS A KIND WORD. 1845 01:34:50,753 --> 01:34:53,621 FOOLISHLY OPTIMISTIC MIGHT BE MORE THE TRUTH. 1846 01:34:53,621 --> 01:34:56,925 ARE YOU WITHDRAWING AS MY ADVISOR? 1847 01:34:56,925 --> 01:35:00,528 NO, I'M NOT WITHDRAWING MY ENDORSEMENT. 1848 01:35:00,528 --> 01:35:01,930 I DON'T AGREE WITH 1849 01:35:01,930 --> 01:35:04,132 WHAT YOUR BRAIN HAS PRODUCED, 1850 01:35:04,132 --> 01:35:04,933 BUT I... 1851 01:35:04,933 --> 01:35:07,202 I ADMIRE ITS INDEPENDENCE. 1852 01:35:07,202 --> 01:35:11,740 NOT MANY PEOPLE AGREE WITH MY IDEAS, EITHER. 1853 01:35:11,740 --> 01:35:13,141 BUT I DO REGRET, 1854 01:35:13,141 --> 01:35:15,143 THAT BECAUSE OF YOUR LATENESS, 1855 01:35:15,143 --> 01:35:18,881 YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO GRADUATE WITH HONORS. 1856 01:35:23,952 --> 01:35:27,155 THANK YOU, SIR, FOR BEING A TRUE MENTOR. 1857 01:35:28,556 --> 01:35:29,557 GOOD LUCK... 1858 01:35:29,557 --> 01:35:31,159 MONTY. 1859 01:36:13,601 --> 01:36:15,203 "SHERRY KENDRIGAN, 1860 01:36:15,203 --> 01:36:16,338 ECONOMICS." 1861 01:36:19,607 --> 01:36:21,743 "ANASTASIA KINNSMAN, 1862 01:36:21,743 --> 01:36:23,345 "MAGNA CUM LAUDE, 1863 01:36:23,345 --> 01:36:25,613 "ROMANCE LANGUAGES. 1864 01:36:25,613 --> 01:36:26,748 "CHRISTINE KERWEIN, 1865 01:36:26,748 --> 01:36:28,350 "MAGNA CUM LAUDE, 1866 01:36:28,350 --> 01:36:30,518 "ENGLISH. 1867 01:36:30,518 --> 01:36:31,519 "MONTGOMERY KESSLER, 1868 01:36:31,519 --> 01:36:33,755 "GOVERNMENT. 1869 01:36:33,755 --> 01:36:35,023 "ROBERT KEISWETTER, 1870 01:36:35,023 --> 01:36:36,624 "SUMMA CUM LAUDE, 1871 01:36:36,624 --> 01:36:37,826 ECONOMICS..." 1872 01:36:39,294 --> 01:36:43,298 * MAY GOD BLESS AND KEEP YOU ALWAYS * 1873 01:36:43,298 --> 01:36:46,902 * MAY YOUR WISHES ALL COME TRUE * 1874 01:36:46,902 --> 01:36:49,104 * MAY YOU ALWAYS DO FOR OTHERS... * 1875 01:36:49,104 --> 01:36:50,705 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 1876 01:36:50,705 --> 01:36:53,108 THE CLASS OF 1994. 1877 01:36:53,108 --> 01:36:54,376 WHOO!WHOO! WHOO! 1878 01:36:54,376 --> 01:36:58,380 * MAY YOUR HEART ALWAYS BE JOYFUL * 1879 01:36:58,380 --> 01:37:01,716 * MAY YOUR SONG ALWAYS BE SUNG * 1880 01:37:01,716 --> 01:37:07,856 * MAY YOU STAY * 1881 01:37:07,856 --> 01:37:11,359 * FOREVER YOUNG * 1882 01:37:14,863 --> 01:37:21,603 * MAY YOU STAY * 1883 01:37:21,603 --> 01:37:25,540 * FOREVER YOUNG ** 1884 01:37:25,540 --> 01:37:28,543 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. 1885 01:37:28,543 --> 01:37:31,746 CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC. 1886 01:37:31,746 --> 01:37:34,950 CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 1994 WARNER BROS. 1887 01:37:40,755 --> 01:37:42,891 * SAY GOODBYE * 1888 01:37:42,891 --> 01:37:45,493 * TO NOT KNOWING WHEN * 1889 01:37:45,493 --> 01:37:48,496 * THE TRUTH IN MY * 1890 01:37:48,496 --> 01:37:52,167 * WHOLE LIFE BEGAN * 1891 01:37:52,167 --> 01:37:54,636 * SAY GOODBYE * 1892 01:37:54,636 --> 01:37:56,905 * TO NOT KNOWIN' HOW * 1893 01:37:56,905 --> 01:37:58,306 * TO CRY * 1894 01:37:58,306 --> 01:38:02,177 * YOU TAUGHT ME THAT * 1895 01:38:02,177 --> 01:38:05,580 * AND I'LL REMEMBER * 1896 01:38:05,580 --> 01:38:09,317 * THE STRENGTH THAT YOU GAVE ME * 1897 01:38:09,317 --> 01:38:11,920 * NOW THAT I'M STANDIN' * 1898 01:38:11,920 --> 01:38:13,788 * ON MY OWN * 1899 01:38:13,788 --> 01:38:17,059 * I'LL REMEMBER * 1900 01:38:17,059 --> 01:38:22,530 * THE WAY THAT YOU SAVED ME * 1901 01:38:22,530 --> 01:38:27,269 * I'LL REMEMBER * 1902 01:38:35,410 --> 01:38:37,812 * INSIDE * 1903 01:38:37,812 --> 01:38:39,814 * I WAS A CHILD * 1904 01:38:39,814 --> 01:38:42,817 * THAT COULD NOT MEND * 1905 01:38:42,817 --> 01:38:46,688 * A BROKEN WING * 1906 01:38:46,688 --> 01:38:48,957 * OUTSIDE * 1907 01:38:48,957 --> 01:38:50,959 * I'LL LOOK FOR A WAY * 1908 01:38:50,959 --> 01:38:56,698 * TO TEACH MY HEART TO SING * 1909 01:38:56,698 --> 01:39:00,502 * AND I'LL REMEMBER * 1910 01:39:00,502 --> 01:39:03,838 * THE LOVE THAT YOU GAVE ME * 1911 01:39:03,838 --> 01:39:06,574 * NOW THAT I'M STANDIN' * 1912 01:39:06,574 --> 01:39:08,110 * ON MY OWN * 1913 01:39:08,110 --> 01:39:11,980 * I'LL REMEMBER * 1914 01:39:11,980 --> 01:39:16,718 * THE WAY THAT YOU CHANGED ME * 1915 01:39:16,718 --> 01:39:21,723 * I'LL REMEMBER * 1916 01:39:24,126 --> 01:39:26,594 * I LEARN * 1917 01:39:26,594 --> 01:39:29,131 * TO LET GO * 1918 01:39:29,131 --> 01:39:31,733 * OF THE ILLUSION * 1919 01:39:31,733 --> 01:39:35,603 * THAT WE CAN POSSESS * 1920 01:39:35,603 --> 01:39:38,006 * I LEARN * 1921 01:39:38,006 --> 01:39:40,142 * TO LET GO * 1922 01:39:40,142 --> 01:39:44,879 * I TRAVEL IN STILLNESS * 1923 01:39:44,879 --> 01:39:49,617 * AND I REMEMBER * 1924 01:39:49,617 --> 01:39:53,755 * HAPPINESS * 1925 01:39:53,755 --> 01:39:56,624 * I REMEMBER * 1926 01:39:56,624 --> 01:39:58,760 * I REMEMBER * 1927 01:40:01,029 --> 01:40:03,231 * MMM-MMM MMM-MMM * 1928 01:40:07,769 --> 01:40:10,372 * I REMEMBER * 1929 01:40:12,640 --> 01:40:14,776 * MMM-MMM MMM-MMM * 1930 01:40:16,911 --> 01:40:20,448 * AND I'LL REMEMBER * 1931 01:40:20,448 --> 01:40:23,785 * THE LOVE THAT YOU GAVE ME * 1932 01:40:23,785 --> 01:40:26,188 * NOW THAT I'M STANDIN' * 1933 01:40:26,188 --> 01:40:28,056 * ON MY OWN * 1934 01:40:28,056 --> 01:40:31,926 * I'LL REMEMBER * 1935 01:40:31,926 --> 01:40:36,664 * THE WAY THAT YOU CHANGED ME * 1936 01:40:36,664 --> 01:40:39,334 * I'LL REMEMBER * 1937 01:40:39,334 --> 01:40:41,069 * I'LL REMEMBER * 1938 01:40:41,069 --> 01:40:43,738 * THOUGH I'VE NEVER BEEN AFRAID TO CRY * 1939 01:40:43,738 --> 01:40:46,541 * NOW I FINALLY HAVE A REASON WHY * 1940 01:40:46,541 --> 01:40:47,942 * MMM-MMM * 1941 01:40:47,942 --> 01:40:50,812 * I'LL REMEMBER * 1942 01:40:50,812 --> 01:40:52,347 * I'LL REMEMBER * 1943 01:40:52,347 --> 01:40:55,217 * NEVER NEVER BEEN AFRAID TO CRY * 1944 01:40:55,217 --> 01:40:57,952 * NOW I FINALLY HAVE A REASON WHY * 1945 01:40:57,952 --> 01:40:59,821 * MMM-MMM * 1946 01:40:59,821 --> 01:41:03,591 * REMEMBER **